TV Land HD Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children. 2026-10-23 When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction. 2026-10-23 A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them. 2026-10-23 Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra. 2026-10-23 Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex. 2026-10-23 Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy. 2026-10-23 Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans. 2026-10-23 Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding. 2026-10-23 When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. 2026-10-23 Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style. 2026-10-23 Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child. 2026-10-23 Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man. 2026-10-23 George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine. 2026-10-23 Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 2026-10-23 Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 2026-10-23 George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 2026-10-23 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-10-23 Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard. 2026-10-23 After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail. 2026-10-23 B.J. Novak tells Drew about writing his new children's book, "The Little Book With No Pictures.". 2026-10-23 Ali G sits down with Drew to talk about his new movie "Ali G: Who Iz I?". 2026-10-23 Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico. 2026-10-23 Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. 2026-10-23 Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico. 2026-10-23 Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C. 2026-10-23 A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks. 2026-10-23 A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner. 2026-10-23 Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States. 2026-10-23 An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret. 2026-10-23 A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush. 2026-10-23 The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance. 2026-10-23 When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man. 2026-10-23 After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend. 2026-10-23 A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself. 2026-10-23 Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen. 2026-10-23 When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney. 2026-10-23 A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster. 2026-10-23 Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own. 2026-10-23 Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam. 2026-10-23 A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place. 2026-10-23 Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series. 2026-10-23 Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series. 2026-10-23 The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult. 2026-10-24 An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic. 2026-10-24 Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do. 2026-10-24 Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands. 2026-10-24 Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. 2026-10-24 Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her. 2026-10-24 Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. 2026-10-24 Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con. 2026-10-24 Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind. 2026-10-24 When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger. 2026-10-24 Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. 2026-10-24 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-10-24 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-10-24 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-10-24 George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him. 2026-10-24 Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons. 2026-10-24 George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up. 2026-10-24 Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends. 2026-10-24 After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine. 2026-10-24 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-10-24 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-10-24 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-10-24 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-10-24 Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 2026-10-24 Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 2026-10-24 Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 2026-10-24 Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 2026-10-24 Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 2026-10-24 After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 2026-10-24 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-10-24 A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her. 2026-10-24 Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame. 2026-10-24 Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky. 2026-10-24 Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding. 2026-10-24 Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. 2026-10-24 Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago. 2026-10-24 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-10-24 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-10-24 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father. 2026-10-24 Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common. 2026-10-24 The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971. 2026-10-24 Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall. 2026-10-24 Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test. 2026-10-24 Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light. 2026-10-24 Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose. 2026-10-25