Nickelodeon HD SpongeBob volunteers to baby-sit; SpongeBob and Patrick volunteer as guards at the museum, while Squidward attempts to hang his painting unnoticed. 2026-05-05 SpongeBob and Patrick have their peaceful day of jelly fishing disturbed by Sandy's competitive nature; SpongeBob pulls from Squidward's shirt a loose string that never seems to end. 2026-05-05 Patrick discovers that the rock he lives under is actually a sea turtle that overslept; old Man Jenkins disrupts business as usual at the Krusty Krab, but Mr. Krabs can't find a way to kick him out. 2026-05-05 Patrick messes with the space-time continuum; while Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party. 2026-05-05 SpongeBob and Patrick discover a surprising link to their favorite Kelpbed Kid; chaos ensues as everyone in Bikini Bottom starts meeping. 2026-05-05 Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a jailhouse after Plankton breaks the law; SpongeBob and Patrick turn the pineapple into a mobile home to take Squidward on the road trip he deserves. 2026-05-05 SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a dreaded town where the laws of logic no longer apply; SpongeBob can't stop biting his nails, but he also can't figure out why. 2026-05-05 The place where Plankton usually dumps his rotten chum is too full, so he tricks SpongeBob into hiding it around the city; SpongeBob befriends a small storm cloud but has to protect it from a crazed weatherman. 2026-05-05 Mr. Krabs has an accident and leaves SpongeBob in charge of the Krusty Krab; Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream. 2026-05-05 Joey lands his first lead role and finds his movie crew in a bind; Rachel gets an eye infection; Phoebe can't quite remember why she hates Ross. 2026-05-05 Hung-over Rachel and Ross wonder if they got married while in Vegas; Monica and Chandler search the Strip for signs that they are altar-bound. 2026-05-05 Ross seeks Phoebe's advice to help him sort out the legal status of his relationship with Rachel; Monica and Chandler plan to move in together. 2026-05-06