Me TV Network Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership. 2026-06-16 Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair. 2026-06-16 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-06-16 Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra. 2026-06-16 After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe. 2026-06-16 Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her. 2026-06-16 Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race. 2026-06-16 A former All-American football player is accused of killing a health-club owner; guests Ed Nelson, Leslie Parrish, Dabbs Greer. 2026-06-16 A distinguished but aging actor is thrust into the days of his youth. 2026-06-16 A woman (Jane Greer) consults an attorney (Robert Webber) about her husband (Kent Smith), whom she believes is a murderer. 2026-06-16 A husband (Paul Douglas) arranges for a young man (Robert Morse) to kill his wife's latest beau in a duel. 2026-06-16 Mannix puts his investigative expertise to work when a wealthy woman is charged with the murder of an international playboy. 2026-06-16 Frank Cannon is hired by an ex-policewoman whose husband is being blackmailed. 2026-06-16 Betty hurries to meet a troubled friend, but arrives minutes after the woman has been slain. 2026-06-16 Friday and Gannon investigate an apparent suicide after evidence sheds a new light on the incident. 2026-06-16 When Friday and Gannon trace a teenage suspect to his home, he runs away carrying a live grenade. 2026-06-16 Two armed robbers holding hostages and a series of burglaries occupy Malloy and Reed. 2026-06-16 Malloy and Reed search for an elusive bar girl who can help to clear an officer of a blackmail charge. 2026-06-16 Bill and Toony revisit the year 1976. 2026-06-16 Bunny-suited Beaver must walk to a class show. 2026-06-16 Beaver has a renewed interest in an old train set his mother plans to give away. 2026-06-16 Perry looks into the killing of a conniving secretary involved in a million-dollar swindle. 2026-06-16 Ben treads on thin ice while continuing his defense of a fellow attorney (Richard Masur) framed for murder. 2026-06-16 The newspaper comics pages give McGarrett a clue to a series of slayings that come every six weeks and seem to have no motive. 2026-06-16 The Baldwins' niece arrives from war-threatened Vienna; John joins the National Guard, over Olivia's objections. 2026-06-16 A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery. 2026-06-16 Adam's life is endangered when he takes over an injured teacher's (Mariette Hartley) class and researches Virginia City's history. 2026-06-16 A drifter forces his attentions on a deaf girl. 2026-06-16 A dapper man arrives on the stage and announces that he has come to kill Lucas. 2026-06-16 An idealistic young clergyman tries to reform an outlaw. 2026-06-16 Gage and DeSoto escort a visiting English firefighter; the Rampart staff treats an injured police officer and a singer with diabetes. 2026-06-16 Klink learns that Stalag 13 has made the top 10 list of prisoner-of-war camps. 2026-06-16 Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long. 2026-06-16 Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps. 2026-06-16 When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an "invasion" of Koreans. 2026-06-16 A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town. 2026-06-17 Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife. 2026-06-17 Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family. 2026-06-17 A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond. 2026-06-17 A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose. 2026-06-17 The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig. 2026-06-17 Guests: Tim Conway, Jack Jones. 2026-06-17 A scandal from the past of a college's president-elect threatens a $1,000,000 university endowment; guest Strother Martin. 2026-06-17 A stolen camera has the ability to predict the future with the pictures it takes. 2026-06-17 When a cheating wife is in an accident, her jealous husband is confronted about his possible involvement with the incident. 2026-06-17 A chicken farmer murders his gold-digging girlfriend, but the police can't convict him without the body. 2026-06-17 A businessman finds his wife murdered, his best friend fleeing the scene and a cache of jewels missing; guest Meg Foster. 2026-06-17 Cannon's old friend (Andrew Duggan), a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. 2026-06-17 A writer dies under strange circumstances just after a supposed meeting with Barnaby. 2026-06-17 Friday finds himself in trouble after he kills a man in self-defense and can't find the suspect's spent bullet. 2026-06-17 Friday and Gannon bait the trap for a pair of shakedown artists who pose as vice officers. 2026-06-17 A simple traffic violation turns into a serious case that nearly leads to gunplay. 2026-06-17 Officer Reed gets needled by a fellow officer for his faith in man. 2026-06-17 Bill and Toony meet a menu engineer. 2026-06-17 Beaver and Gilbert get spooked by strangers after watching a scary movie. 2026-06-17 Beaver talks his parents into buying him an expensive jacket. 2026-06-17 A beach bum who jeopardized a Hawaiian planter's million-dollar land scheme is murdered; guest David Opatoshu. 2026-06-17 Conrad swings into action to determine who is harassing District Attorney March. 2026-06-17 Five-0 boards a deported mobster's boat (Nehemiah Persoff), unaware both man and vessel may carry plague; guest Bert Convy. 2026-06-17 As an aggressive used-car salesman, Ben loses loved-ones' respect; Olivia plays Cupid for Sheriff Bridges. 2026-06-17 A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children. 2026-06-17 The Cartwrights find little peace when cousin Muley pays another visit, this time accompanied by a pack of howling dogs. 2026-06-17 Mark falls head-over-heels into his first puppy love. 2026-06-17 A young man arrives in North Fork to claim the body of his dead brother. 2026-06-17 A brave teacher dies while saving his students from a burning dormitory. 2026-06-17 Battling neighbors cause trouble for the paramedics; Brackett tries to convince a guilt-stricken mother to keep her deformed baby. 2026-06-17 Hogan's plan to dynamite a train is interrupted by the inspector general. 2026-06-17 Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers. 2026-06-17 Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party. 2026-06-17 Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails. 2026-06-17 Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire. 2026-06-18