FXX HD When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-05-08 When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure. 2026-05-08 When Peter's sister, Karen (Kate McKinnon), visits for Thanksgiving, she acts like a bully; Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse. 2026-05-08 Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation. 2026-05-08 The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he is trampled by bulls and becomes a quadriplegic; when the husband of the woman Brian is sleeping with returns home, he pretends to be the family's new dog. 2026-05-08 While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime. 2026-05-08 When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead. 2026-05-08 Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial and starts earning money for the family. 2026-05-08 Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades. 2026-05-08 Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident. 2026-05-08 As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life. 2026-05-08 The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star. 2026-05-08 Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet. 2026-05-08 Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe. 2026-05-08 Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her. 2026-05-08 Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show. 2026-05-08 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 This patriotic Set of 29 American Silver Eagles features every annual release of the series from the first year of issue in 2000 to 2026, each coin graded MS69. This set includes the final 2021 Type 1 and first Type 2 with a bonus 2025 Eagle Privy. 2026-05-08 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-08 An enchanted weekend courtship leads to unexpected revelations between a young man and woman who harbor deep secrets. 2026-05-08 Coping with the loss of her fiancé, Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts to his old cellphone number, not realizing it was reassigned to journalist Rob Burns. Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words in the beautifully constructed texts. When he's assigned to write a profile of superstar Celine Dion, he enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person -- and win her heart. 2026-05-08 Bumbling officers (Thomas Lennon, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney) of the Reno (Nevada) Police Department finally get an opportunity to attend a law-enforcement convention in Florida. Fun in the sun turns to serious business when terrorists launch a bioattack in the area. With every cop in Miami out sick, it is up to the intrepid Nevada cops to serve and protect the unfortunate populace. 2026-05-08 Homer and the kids take depressed Marge on a surprise trip to Barnacle Bay. 2026-05-08 After the car breaks down, the family tells tales of revenge gone wrong, including one about nerd revenge at Springfield Elementary. 2026-05-08 Lisa is chosen to represent the school at City Hall after embellishing her heritage as an American Indian for a school project; Bart gets a driver's license. 2026-05-08 A documentary filmmaker chronicles the growth and development of Springfield; Homer tries out odd jobs in search of success. 2026-05-08 Principal Skinner offers Lisa a chance to tutor Cletus' kids; Bart tries to scare his peers out of the cafeteria by claiming it is haunted. 2026-05-08 Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor. 2026-05-08 Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door. 2026-05-08 Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef. 2026-05-08 Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street. 2026-05-08 When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward. 2026-05-08 Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities. 2026-05-08 While Lois and her mother are away at the spa, Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money; Brian is interested in Meg's friend, Patty. 2026-05-08 After Peter overloads his old cellphone with mobile apps, he buys a replacement and gives his old cellphone to Chris, which triggers a series of terrible events; Stewie joins a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner. 2026-05-08 When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian -- thanks to dog years -- is the only one old enough to buy alcohol for Peter. 2026-05-09 Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Brian builds a device to help Stewie conquer his terrifying nightmares. 2026-05-09 Chris wants in on the heist when he finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community; the residents catch Chris and Meg and force them to listen to boring stories. 2026-05-09 When Lois becomes a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, she finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling. 2026-05-09 Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire. 2026-05-09 When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland. 2026-05-09 When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night. 2026-05-09 Stewie and Brian form a successful children's band, but when a girl comes between them, the band quickly falls apart; Chris takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life. 2026-05-09 Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters. 2026-05-09 The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt. 2026-05-09 Bender and the crew are featured in a nature documentary show called "Mutual of Omicron's Wild Universe"; they appear as different animals in each segment with voice-over narration. 2026-05-09 Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar. 2026-05-09 When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office. 2026-05-09 When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities. 2026-05-09 Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test. 2026-05-09 When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale. 2026-05-09 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-05-09 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-05-09 Paid programming. 2026-05-09 Peggy tries to inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn through an anonymous newspaper column. 2026-05-09 Hank and Peggy think about having another child after trying to help their dog with breeding problems. 2026-05-09 When Homer stops paying his nursing home, Grampa moves in with Selma; Bart and Lisa tricks a delivery man into giving them cardboard boxes. 2026-05-09 A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph. 2026-05-09 When Marge starts using the Internet, she joins a popular role-playing fantasy game; Homer volunteers to referee Lisa's soccer game. 2026-05-09 Bart leads his Little League team to the championship game; a department store owner hires Homer as a salesman. 2026-05-09 Maggie causes destruction in the house after Marge throws away her pacifier; Homer becomes a volunteer firefighter. 2026-05-09 Counter Truancy Unit agents Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian help Bart and Lisa stop bullies from releasing a stink bomb. 2026-05-09 Ned wages an anti-indecency campaign against Kent Brockman. 2026-05-09 After a trip on Mr. Burns' private plane, Homer enlists the aid of a life coach to help him find a job that allows him to use a corporate jet. 2026-05-09 After Homer injures himself in a fall, he develops a talent as an opera singer. 2026-05-09 Marge undergoes a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be independent at an early age; Homer becomes a tow-truck driver. 2026-05-09 Caught in a bank robbery, Marge convinces the criminal to turn himself in by promising to visit him in jail. 2026-05-09 Homer, living a double life as a secret agent, must kill Kent Brockman; Bart and Lisa help Kodos reconnect with his home planet; Flanders decides to spook Springfield's children. 2026-05-09 Milhouse starts to act like a man when he thinks his parents died at sea; Homer cannot remember the color of Marge's eyes. 2026-05-09 A friendly comic-book buff treats Bart, Lisa and Milhouse like royalty; Marge launches a gym for ordinary women. 2026-05-09 TV commercials influence the Simpsons to go to a rib restaurant where Sideshow Bob is waiting in a hoax to lure them to their doom. 2026-05-09 When a drink erases the last 24 hours of his memory, Homer seeks help to try to piece together the events that led to his family being gone. 2026-05-09 Homer destroys Springfield's fast-food district; Mayor Quimby decides to have an early election. 2026-05-09 When Bart and Lisa unearth Marge's diploma from Springfield University, Marge reminisces about her college days, when she dated a pretentious professor and Homer became a music star. 2026-05-09 Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant. 2026-05-09 With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. 2026-05-09 Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman. 2026-05-09 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-05-09 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-05-09 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-05-09 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-05-10