FXX HD When Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, Stewie uses Brian's DNA to impregnate himself in an effort to save their relationship. 2026-05-07 Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security. 2026-05-07 Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy. 2026-05-07 When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg. 2026-05-07 Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back. 2026-05-07 Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. 2026-05-07 Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics. 2026-05-07 Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition. 2026-05-07 Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing. 2026-05-07 Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi. 2026-05-07 Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan. 2026-05-07 Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby. 2026-05-07 Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants. 2026-05-07 The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place. 2026-05-07 Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement. 2026-05-07 Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood. 2026-05-07 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-07 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-05-07 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-07 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-07 If you have thinning hair or hair loss, Keranique can help regrow thicker, longer and fuller hair. Keranique is the number 1 hair regrowth system for women. Regain your confidence with beautiful, thicker and fuller hair in just 3 easy steps! 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Dumped by her boyfriend, a New York art gallery assistant creates an exhibit for souvenirs from past relationships. 2026-05-07 An enchanted weekend courtship leads to unexpected revelations between a young man and woman who harbor deep secrets. 2026-05-07 Coping with the loss of her fiancé, Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts to his old cellphone number, not realizing it was reassigned to journalist Rob Burns. Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words in the beautifully constructed texts. When he's assigned to write a profile of superstar Celine Dion, he enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person -- and win her heart. 2026-05-07 Lisa helps Moe become a published poet, but when a literary conference features him, he takes all the credit for his success. 2026-05-07 When Homer loses his job at the plant, he takes over the ice cream truck business; Marge battles her depression by making sculptures from popsicle sticks. 2026-05-07 Marge forces Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party after he persuades his friends not to go, and they become best friends. 2026-05-07 Homer gets into a brawl at a holiday ice-skating show; Gil accidentally gives away a gift meant for his boss's daughter. 2026-05-07 On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants. 2026-05-07 Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works. 2026-05-07 Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck. 2026-05-07 Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. 2026-05-07 Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part. 2026-05-07 Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina. 2026-05-07 For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall. 2026-05-07 Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress. 2026-05-07 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-05-08 When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure. 2026-05-08 When Peter's sister, Karen (Kate McKinnon), visits for Thanksgiving, she acts like a bully; Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse. 2026-05-08 Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation. 2026-05-08 The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he is trampled by bulls and becomes a quadriplegic; when the husband of the woman Brian is sleeping with returns home, he pretends to be the family's new dog. 2026-05-08 While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime. 2026-05-08 When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead. 2026-05-08 Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial and starts earning money for the family. 2026-05-08 Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades. 2026-05-08 Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident. 2026-05-08 As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life. 2026-05-08 The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star. 2026-05-08 Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet. 2026-05-08 Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe. 2026-05-08 Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her. 2026-05-08 Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show. 2026-05-08 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 This patriotic Set of 29 American Silver Eagles features every annual release of the series from the first year of issue in 2000 to 2026, each coin graded MS69. This set includes the final 2021 Type 1 and first Type 2 with a bonus 2025 Eagle Privy. 2026-05-08 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-08 An enchanted weekend courtship leads to unexpected revelations between a young man and woman who harbor deep secrets. 2026-05-08 Coping with the loss of her fiancé, Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts to his old cellphone number, not realizing it was reassigned to journalist Rob Burns. Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words in the beautifully constructed texts. When he's assigned to write a profile of superstar Celine Dion, he enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person -- and win her heart. 2026-05-08 Bumbling officers (Thomas Lennon, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney) of the Reno (Nevada) Police Department finally get an opportunity to attend a law-enforcement convention in Florida. Fun in the sun turns to serious business when terrorists launch a bioattack in the area. With every cop in Miami out sick, it is up to the intrepid Nevada cops to serve and protect the unfortunate populace. 2026-05-08 Homer and the kids take depressed Marge on a surprise trip to Barnacle Bay. 2026-05-08 After the car breaks down, the family tells tales of revenge gone wrong, including one about nerd revenge at Springfield Elementary. 2026-05-08 Lisa is chosen to represent the school at City Hall after embellishing her heritage as an American Indian for a school project; Bart gets a driver's license. 2026-05-08 A documentary filmmaker chronicles the growth and development of Springfield; Homer tries out odd jobs in search of success. 2026-05-08 Principal Skinner offers Lisa a chance to tutor Cletus' kids; Bart tries to scare his peers out of the cafeteria by claiming it is haunted. 2026-05-08 Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor. 2026-05-08 Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door. 2026-05-08 Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef. 2026-05-08 Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street. 2026-05-08 When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward. 2026-05-08 Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities. 2026-05-08 While Lois and her mother are away at the spa, Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money; Brian is interested in Meg's friend, Patty. 2026-05-08 After Peter overloads his old cellphone with mobile apps, he buys a replacement and gives his old cellphone to Chris, which triggers a series of terrible events; Stewie joins a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner. 2026-05-08 When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian -- thanks to dog years -- is the only one old enough to buy alcohol for Peter. 2026-05-09