FXX HD Brian pitches his pilot script to network executives; Chris and Meg injure Stewie and try to cover it up. 2026-07-24 The local news announces that a black hole will destroy Earth in 24 hours. 2026-07-24 Brian and Stewie try to hatch an escape plan after they are locked in a bank vault; includes fan-favorite and previously unseen musical numbers. 2026-07-24 Quagmire is stunned when his father starts to go through the change of his life. 2026-07-24 Peter and the gang's search for the historical source of dirty jokes leads them to Virginia, where they reunite with Cleveland. 2026-07-24 Peter entertains the family with a retelling of "The Empire Strikes Back.". 2026-07-24 Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing. 2026-07-24 After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark. 2026-07-24 Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter. 2026-07-24 A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-07-24 While on a mission to rescue animals on a doomed planet, Leela becomes a target for a pushy playboy. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. 2026-07-24 Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceañera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood. 2026-07-24 Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. 2026-07-24 Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing. 2026-07-24 Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks. 2026-07-24 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-07-24 Paid programming. 2026-07-24 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! 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Logan must now protect the girl and battle the dark forces that want to capture her. 2026-07-24 The Simpsons ruin Mr. Burns' chance of being elected governor. 2026-07-24 Homer's popularity as the local baseball team's mascot sends him to the big leagues. 2026-07-24 Homer bets that Bart will beat Flanders' son in a miniature-golf tournament. 2026-07-24 After fighting with Lisa, Bart runs away from home to teach the family a lesson. 2026-07-24 Reckless Bart plans to duplicate dangerous stunts he saw performed on TV. 2026-07-24 Marge launches a crusade when she becomes disgusted with violence on television. 2026-07-24 Homer mulls litigation after his boss hits Bart with his car. 2026-07-24 When Gene, Louise and Tina discover a valuable whale by-product on the beach, Louise tries to cheat her siblings out of the profit; Bob and Linda deal with their unstable landlord. 2026-07-24 When she learns she has a cavity, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's (Megan Mullally) house. 2026-07-24 When Tina is unable to speak after falling and biting her tongue during a cheerleading audition, Louise offers to be her translator. 2026-07-24 Motivated by the promise of a beachside burger restaurant, Bob helps Felix (Zach Galifianakis) talk Mr. Fischoeder (Kevin Kline) into selling Wonder Wharf. 2026-07-24 Linda and the kids must save the day when Felix's desperate measures put Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger. 2026-07-24 Gene decides to stage an underground performance of his "Die Hard"-inspired musical, triggering a feud when he decides to schedule for the same night as Courtney's school sanctioned show. 2026-07-24 James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead. 2026-07-24 Lois' mom demands a divorce after discovering Carter is having an affair; Peter becomes Carter's wing man. 2026-07-24 Peter and Joe perform painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family and friends; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick or treating; Meg attends her first high school Halloween party. 2026-07-25 Peter volunteers Lois to compete when he receives tickets to a boxing match. 2026-07-25 One of Brian's books becomes a bestseller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy. 2026-07-25 After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson. 2026-07-25 After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor. 2026-07-25 Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her. 2026-07-25 Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death (Adam Carolla) gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol. 2026-07-25 While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-07-25 Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee. 2026-07-25 Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-07-25 Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth. 2026-07-25 Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract. 2026-07-25 Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train. 2026-07-25 A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment. 2026-07-25 Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage. 2026-07-25 If you have thinning hair or hair loss, Keranique can help regrow thicker, longer and fuller hair. Keranique is the number 1 hair regrowth system for women. 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Designed by Daniel Carr, struck using a retired Denver Mint press, and certified perfect MS70. 2026-07-25 Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant. 2026-07-25 Homer and Marge reminisce about their high-school romance and how he won her heart. 2026-07-25 Lisa shows Homer the error of his ways when he pirates cable television. 2026-07-25 The Simpsons play Cupid for Principal Skinner and Marge's sister. 2026-07-25 After meeting his millionaire half brother (voice of Danny DeVito), Homer sets out to design the perfect car. 2026-07-25 Homer wants to get rid of the dog unless he passes obedience school. 2026-07-25 Grandpa Simpson inherits $106,000 from a woman he falls for at his rest home. 2026-07-25 Marge enrolls in an art class; Homer joins a weight-loss clinic. 2026-07-25 While Bart runs for class president, Lisa falls for her substitute teacher. 2026-07-25 After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counseling weekend at a wooded retreat. 2026-07-25 Hank forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes after he discovers his experimentation. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-07-25 Hank, Dale and Boomhauer keep an eye on Bill after the holiday blues cause him to attempt suicide. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-07-25 Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin. 2026-07-25 When Connie stays over, Hank is mortified that he must help her with a personal problem. Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy. 2026-07-25 Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $1 million during halftime at a Dallas Cowboys game. 2026-07-25 Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs. 2026-07-25 When the Hills unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank tangles with the woman's former pimp, Alabaster Jones. 2026-07-25 Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin. 2026-07-25 Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank. 2026-07-25 Bobby joins the local college's meat-examination team after he discovers he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat. 2026-07-25 Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until the man's checkered past is revealed. 2026-07-25 Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil. 2026-07-25 When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris works at the brewery and Meg runs the house. 2026-07-25 The dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite shirt; Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames. 2026-07-25 Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life; Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas. 2026-07-25 Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer-brewing competition; Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer. 2026-07-25