FXX HD Peter and Joe perform painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family and friends; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick or treating; Meg attends her first high school Halloween party. 2026-07-25 Peter volunteers Lois to compete when he receives tickets to a boxing match. 2026-07-25 One of Brian's books becomes a bestseller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy. 2026-07-25 After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson. 2026-07-25 After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor. 2026-07-25 Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her. 2026-07-25 Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death (Adam Carolla) gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol. 2026-07-25 While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. 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Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-07-25 Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth. 2026-07-25 Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract. 2026-07-25 Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train. 2026-07-25 A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment. 2026-07-25 Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage. 2026-07-25 If you have thinning hair or hair loss, Keranique can help regrow thicker, longer and fuller hair. Keranique is the number 1 hair regrowth system for women. 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Designed by Daniel Carr, struck using a retired Denver Mint press, and certified perfect MS70. 2026-07-25 Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant. 2026-07-25 Homer and Marge reminisce about their high-school romance and how he won her heart. 2026-07-25 Lisa shows Homer the error of his ways when he pirates cable television. 2026-07-25 The Simpsons play Cupid for Principal Skinner and Marge's sister. 2026-07-25 After meeting his millionaire half brother (voice of Danny DeVito), Homer sets out to design the perfect car. 2026-07-25 Homer wants to get rid of the dog unless he passes obedience school. 2026-07-25 Grandpa Simpson inherits $106,000 from a woman he falls for at his rest home. 2026-07-25 Marge enrolls in an art class; Homer joins a weight-loss clinic. 2026-07-25 While Bart runs for class president, Lisa falls for her substitute teacher. 2026-07-25 After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counseling weekend at a wooded retreat. 2026-07-25 Hank forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes after he discovers his experimentation. 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Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy. 2026-07-25 Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $1 million during halftime at a Dallas Cowboys game. 2026-07-25 Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs. 2026-07-25 When the Hills unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank tangles with the woman's former pimp, Alabaster Jones. 2026-07-25 Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin. 2026-07-25 Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank. 2026-07-25 Bobby joins the local college's meat-examination team after he discovers he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat. 2026-07-25 Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until the man's checkered past is revealed. 2026-07-25 Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil. 2026-07-25 When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris works at the brewery and Meg runs the house. 2026-07-25 The dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite shirt; Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames. 2026-07-25 Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life; Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas. 2026-07-25 Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer-brewing competition; Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer. 2026-07-25 In his search for authentic robata charcoal, Bobby is accused of cultural appropriation; The Hills and Gribbles go to the Bush Presidential Library where Dale incites an incident. 2026-07-26 Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating; Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend. 2026-07-26 After Hank and Peggy fall victim to a phone scam, Bobby hatches a plan to restore his dad's confidence. 2026-07-26 When Mayor West and Lois' sister, Carol (Julie Hagerty), get married and move in with the Griffins, Stewie must give up his bedroom; Peter and Mayor West become friends. 2026-07-26 Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 2026-07-26 Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter uses unorthodox teaching methods while homeschooling Chris and Meg. 2026-07-26 During a power outage, the Griffins perform a retelling of "Return of the Jedi.". 2026-07-26 When Peter spends his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family has trouble dealing with the good fortune. 2026-07-26 A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Brian consumes questionable substances in an attempt to calm his nerves; Meg loses it after the family takes one too many jabs at her. 2026-07-26 Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame. 2026-07-26 Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent. 2026-07-26 When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert. 2026-07-26 The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a "McMansion.". 2026-07-26 Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business. 2026-07-26 Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests. 2026-07-26 Paid programming. 2026-07-26 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-07-26 Paid programming. 2026-07-26 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-07-26 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-07-26 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-07-26 Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a timeshare. 2026-07-26 Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard. 2026-07-26 Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed. 2026-07-26 The Hills agree to care for a soldier's pet, but Hank's dream of playing fetch while serving his country are dashed when the pet turns out to be a cat. 2026-07-26 Krusty is accused of robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, thanks to witness Homer Simpson, but Bart is convinced that his hero is innocent and with Lisa's help, sets out to prove it. 2026-07-26 Lisa and Bart try to reunite Krusty with his estranged father. 2026-07-26 Bart and Lisa organize a celebrity-studded comeback special for an out-of-work Krusty the Clown. 2026-07-26 Bart stumbles into stardom when he lands a walk-on role on the "Krusty the Clown Show.". 2026-07-26 Clown college graduate Homer's gigs are so successful, the mob believes he is Krusty. 2026-07-26 Krusty the Clown loses everything after being audited by the IRS, then dies in a plane crash. 2026-07-26 Krusty the Clown is banned from the Springfield Comedy Festival. 2026-07-26 Marge gets breast implants meant for a younger patient; Bart and Milhouse spot Krusty on an episode of "Batman and Robin.". 2026-07-26 Bart inspires Krusty to run for Congress after Congressman Wilcox dies of a heart attack. 2026-07-26 After Krusty admits he never had a bar mitzvah, he hires Homer to fill in as guest host on his show during the ceremony. 2026-07-26 Milhouse and Bart try to help Krusty regain his popularity after he is forced to restructure the format of his TV show. 2026-07-26 After Krusty the Clown's show is canceled and his talent agency drops him, his very first agent, Annie, tries to craft his comeback. 2026-07-26 Principal Skinner gives the students a blank slate and promises the best-behaved among them can ride in a submarine; Lisa tries to help Krusty with his financial problems. 2026-07-26 A resident of Springfield dies; Krusty feels offended after being roasted on a cable channel, so he decides to retire; Lisa tries to keep Homer from getting hurt. 2026-07-26 Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty; after almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus and finds happiness there. 2026-07-26 Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show but soon discovers what an endless nightmare it is. 2026-07-26 Tina starts a romance with a spirit thought to be living in the Belchers' basement. 2026-07-26 When Bob learns his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health, he signs up for a stuntman boot camp with his friend; the kids make an ice rink in the freezer. 2026-07-26 While Bob boycotts Thanksgiving, Linda and the kids spend the day at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival; a wild bird attack leads to mayhem. 2026-07-26 When Bob enters a burger contest, he discovers his distinguishing ingredient is missing; the kids try to help their dad. 2026-07-26 At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob. 2026-07-26 Tina goes undercover in her old Thundergirls troop to find who is giving away cookie secrets; Linda dyes her hair. 2026-07-26 Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion; Linda adorns the walls of the restaurant with napkins decorated by customers. 2026-07-27