FXX HD In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories. 2026-08-14 When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed. 2026-08-14 Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience. 2026-08-14 When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. 2026-08-14 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-08-14 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-08-14 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-08-14 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-08-14 Leela teams up with an environmentally aware feminist group to save an asteroid filled with primitive life forms. 2026-08-14 Leela teams up with an environmentally aware feminist group to save an asteroid filled with primitive life forms. 2026-08-14 Leela teams up with an environmentally aware feminist group to save an asteroid filled with primitive life forms. 2026-08-14 Leela teams up with an environmentally aware feminist group to save an asteroid filled with primitive life forms. 2026-08-14 Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin. 2026-08-14 Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class. 2026-08-14 Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-14 When Hank tours a military lab, he spills the beans to blabbermouth Bill about a top-secret project. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione. 2026-08-14 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-14 Secure a complete 2025 Set of the iconic Morgan and Peace Silver Dollars, struck from .999 pure silver! This set contains 2 of each coin in Mint State, Proof, and Reverse Proof 70 condition with each mintage among the lowest of the modern series! 2026-08-14 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-14 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-08-14 Since the time they were little girls, best friends Liv (Kate Hudson) and Emma (Anne Hathaway) have been planning every aspect of their future weddings, including choosing the same destination: New York's famed Plaza Hotel. But when a clerical error causes a clash in wedding dates, Liv and Kate discover their inner demons -- with their lifelong friendship as a possible casualty. 2026-08-14 Tom (Ashton Kutcher) and Sarah (Brittany Murphy) are two lovebirds from different worlds. He's an average guy with a fondness for beer who works a low-level job, while she's an aspiring writer from a wealthy and cultured family. The disapproval of family and friends doesn't prevent the pair from marrying, but their disastrous honeymoon in Italy, with an unwelcome appearance by Sarah's ex-boyfriend 2026-08-14 Mike and Dave Stangle are young, adventurous, fun-loving brothers who tend to get out of control at family gatherings. When their sister Jeanie reveals her Hawaiian wedding plans, the rest of the clan insists that they both bring respectable dates. After placing an ad on Craigslist, the siblings decide to pick Tatiana and Alice, two charming and seemingly normal women. Once they arrive on the isla 2026-08-14 Bart is accused of shoplifting and panics when Marge plans a family portrait at the same store. 2026-08-14 Mr. Burns forces his way onto Homer's newly formed bowling league; Bart's T-shirt incites a riot at school. 2026-08-14 Homer is envious when former President George H.W. Bush moves next door and takes the neighborhood by storm. 2026-08-14 Marge joins Springfield's social elite and becomes obsessed with maintaining her new status. 2026-08-14 Krusty the Clown loses everything after being audited by the IRS, then dies in a plane crash. 2026-08-14 As Springfield prepares for its bicentennial celebration, Lisa uncovers the truth about the city's founder. 2026-08-14 On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants. 2026-08-14 Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works. 2026-08-14 Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck. 2026-08-14 Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. 2026-08-14 Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part. 2026-08-14 Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina. 2026-08-14 Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby. 2026-08-14 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-08-14 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-08-15 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-08-15 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-08-15 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-08-15 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-08-15 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-08-15 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-08-15 Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. 2026-08-15 After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor attempts to resuscitate the crew with his birth machine. 2026-08-15 Leela and Zapp Brannigan find themselves stranded on an Eden-like planet. 2026-08-15 Fry gets carried away with social media and posts an embarrassing video of Leela online. 2026-08-15 Bender leads a campaign to legalize robosexual marriage between humans and robots. 2026-08-15 Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. 2026-08-15 Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-15 A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack." Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-15 Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. 2026-08-15 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-08-15 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Transform your bath affordably in just one day! 2026-08-15 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show. 2026-08-15 When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office. 2026-08-15 Homer fills in for vacationing Smithers, forcing Mr. Burns to become independent. 2026-08-15 Deprived of cartoon violence, Bart and Lisa crusade to bring Itchy and Scratchy back to television. 2026-08-15 Selma thinks something is strange with Troy McClure's marriage proposal. 2026-08-15 Bart and his friends take a spring break road trip in a rental car, while Lisa stays home and bonds with Homer. 2026-08-15 Homer mistakenly locks Maggie in a newspaper box; Apu shuts down the Kwik-E-Mart to romp at a wild party. 2026-08-15 Bart doubts his grandfather's old war stories until Mr. Burns tries to kill him. 2026-08-15 Apu turns to Fat Tony for help when he faces deportation. 2026-08-15 Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a rock concert featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill and Peter Frampton. 2026-08-15 The Simpsons rent a beach house for their first vacation ever; Lisa reinvents herself. 2026-08-15 In a bid for world domination, space aliens invade the bodies of President Clinton and Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole. 2026-08-15 Homer accepts a new job and moves the family to Cypress Creek, where the perfect setting soon turns sour. 2026-08-15 Homer turns to a career in pro boxing when he discovers he has a genetic condition that protects his brain from injury. 2026-08-15 When Mr. Burns' long-lost illegitimate son, Larry, turns up, Mr. Burns rejects him because he thinks he's an idiot; Larry concocts a money-making scam with Homer. 2026-08-15 To pay for damaging their property, Bart agrees to do chores at a neighbor's house. 2026-08-15 Homer contemplates a divorce when Milhouse's parents split up. 2026-08-15 School bully Nelson Muntz becomes the object of Lisa's first crush; Homer discovers electronic panhandling. 2026-08-15 A hurricane hitting Springfield spares the Simpsons but destroys Ned's home. 2026-08-15 Exotic hot peppers from Springfield's annual chili cook-off cause Homer to envision a hallucinatory coyote. 2026-08-15 FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully visit Springfield to investigate Homer's alien encounter. 2026-08-15 Marge needs help promoting her pretzel franchise, so Homer turns to the mob. 2026-08-15 Avalanches trap Homer and Mr. Burns in a cabin at a teamwork retreat. 2026-08-15 Stressed out Marge hires a nanny in an episode spoofing "Mary Poppins.". 2026-08-15 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-08-15 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-08-15 Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. 2026-08-16