FXX HD Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey. 2026-10-01 A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil. 2026-10-01 The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments; Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba; Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York; Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia. 2026-10-01 With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. 2026-10-01 While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. 2026-10-01 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-10-01 Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. 2026-10-01 When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. 2026-10-01 The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams. 2026-10-01 The crew is trapped aboard the ship with a terrifying alien creature. 2026-10-01 Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life; Bender performs in a deadly tap dancing competition. 2026-10-01 Fry asks Leela to marry him; the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time. 2026-10-01 Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises. 2026-10-01 Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business. 2026-10-01 Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. 2026-10-01 When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest. 2026-10-01 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-10-01 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-10-01 Paid programming. 2026-10-01 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-10-01 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-10-01 Paid programming. 2026-10-01 In Glenview, Ohio, four pals, Evan, Bob, Franklin and Jamarcus, form a neighborhood watch group. Armed with flashlights, walkie-talkies and spiffy new jackets, the guys try to take their mission seriously, even if they spend a little time goofing off now and then. But when they discover aliens living among them and no one believes their story, they learn that they have to kick things up a notch to 2026-10-01 A ruptured water main creates an enormous sinkhole right in front of Bob's Burgers, blocking the entrance indefinitely and ruining the Belchers' plans for a successful summer. While Bob and Linda struggle to keep the business afloat, the kids try to solve a mystery that could save their family's restaurant. As the dangers mount, these underdogs help each other find hope as they fight to get back b 2026-10-01 Homer wonders what life would have been like if he had been elected class president in high school. 2026-10-01 Bart is told he is exempt from taking the Vice President's Assessment Test after receiving a perfect score on a practice test; Homer, late on making an insurance payment, tries to avoid accidents. 2026-10-01 When Homer and Marge's adjustable-rate mortgage skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale. 2026-10-01 After nuns at a convent take Maggie in, Lisa comes up with a plan to rescue her. 2026-10-01 The family takes Grandpa to Ireland for a last pint at his favorite pub, where Homer and Grandpa decide to buy the business and hire Moe to run it. 2026-10-01 On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants. 2026-10-01 Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works. 2026-10-01 Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck. 2026-10-01 Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. 2026-10-01 Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part. 2026-10-01 Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina. 2026-10-01 Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor. 2026-10-01 Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door. 2026-10-01 Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef. 2026-10-01 Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street. 2026-10-01 When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward. 2026-10-01 Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. 2026-10-01 Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. 2026-10-01 A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. 2026-10-02 In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. 2026-10-02 When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. 2026-10-02 An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. 2026-10-02 At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. 2026-10-02 Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. 2026-10-02 The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies.". 2026-10-02 Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. 2026-10-02 After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark. 2026-10-02 Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter. 2026-10-02 A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-10-02 While on a mission to rescue animals on a doomed planet, Leela becomes a target for a pushy playboy. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. 2026-10-02 Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceañera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood. 2026-10-02 Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. 2026-10-02 Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing. 2026-10-02 Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks. 2026-10-02 2026-10-02 Paid programming. 2026-10-02 2026-10-02 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-10-02 Paid programming. 2026-10-02 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-10-02 A ruptured water main creates an enormous sinkhole right in front of Bob's Burgers, blocking the entrance indefinitely and ruining the Belchers' plans for a successful summer. While Bob and Linda struggle to keep the business afloat, the kids try to solve a mystery that could save their family's restaurant. As the dangers mount, these underdogs help each other find hope as they fight to get back b 2026-10-02 After learning that their marriage is in-valid, Homer asks Marge to renew their vows, but he mysteriously disappears before the wedding. 2026-10-02 Homer tries to spend more time with Maggie; Moe falls for a woman he met on the Internet. 2026-10-02 Milhouse takes the fall for a prank he and Bart pull together; Bart falls for a volunteer (guest voice Anne Hathaway) at Grampa's nursing home; Lisa predicts Springfield's future and is depressed by what she sees. 2026-10-02 Homer decides to closely monitor Bart and Lisa to force them to succeed; Marge finds it difficult to resist the sauna she finds in the basement. 2026-10-02 Marge and Homer rent an apartment in an upscale neighborhood so Lisa and Bart can go to a better school. 2026-10-02 Lisa and Marge engage in a spirited debate at the nail salon. 2026-10-02 Homer forms a border patrol group when unemployed workers from Ogdenville come to Springfield. 2026-10-02 Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in a feature film. 2026-10-02 Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities. 2026-10-02 The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver. 2026-10-02 Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show and suspects sabotage when he's injured on stage. 2026-10-02 When Teddy finds himself doubting his abilities as a handyman, the kids build up his confidence. 2026-10-02 Louise must face her fear of public pooping when her class goes on an overnight trip to the aquarium; Linda enlists the family to make a video for her parents' anniversary. 2026-10-02 While trying to show Tina what's great about their town, Linda ends up on the trail of a legendary local singer; Teddy turns to Bob for help in arguing with a sports radio host. 2026-10-02 A classmate comes to Louise for lessons in how to get in trouble; Bob reluctantly agrees to bring Jimmy Pesto his hernia medication. 2026-10-02 Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lockbox key; Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do -- but her. 2026-10-02 Linda tries to take her family to the symphony on free admission night, but her efforts are thwarted by a pinworm epidemic. 2026-10-02 Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders' new nightclub; the kids decide to throw a party in the restaurant basement. 2026-10-02 Louise's plan to get revenge on Halloween for a candy transgression hits a snag when the Belcher kids meet a mysterious elderly woman at a hotel; Linda and a very squeamish Bob donate blood at a vampire-themed blood mobile. 2026-10-02 Tina is put in charge of the Wagstaff School time capsule project, but she makes an enemy when she rejects Tammy's submission; Bob teases Linda over her inability to whistle. 2026-10-02 After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood. 2026-10-02 When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help; she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. 2026-10-02 Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. 2026-10-03