TV Land HD (Pacific) Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-04-05 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-04-05 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine . 2026-04-05 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-04-05 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-04-05 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-04-05 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-04-05 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-04-05 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-04-05 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-04-05 Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre). 2026-04-05 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-04-05 In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week. 2026-04-05 Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness. 2026-04-05 Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament. 2026-04-05 Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car. 2026-04-05 When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job. 2026-04-05 Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless. 2026-04-05 Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert. 2026-04-05 Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. 2026-04-05 Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver. 2026-04-05 After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery. 2026-04-05 Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. 2026-04-05 Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. 2026-04-05 Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister. 2026-04-05 Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him. 2026-04-05 Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted. 2026-04-05 Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point. 2026-04-05 After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable. 2026-04-05 When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen. 2026-04-05 Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations. 2026-04-05 The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage. 2026-04-05 Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease. 2026-04-05 The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes. 2026-04-05 The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig. 2026-04-05 Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia. 2026-04-05 The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral. 2026-04-05 Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. 2026-04-05 A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies. 2026-04-05 Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore. 2026-04-05 Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche. 2026-04-05 Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service. 2026-04-05 Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable. 2026-04-05 Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies. 2026-04-05 Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value. 2026-04-05 Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side. 2026-04-05 Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice. 2026-04-06 Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house. 2026-04-06 Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family. 2026-04-06 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-04-06 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-04-06 Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra. 2026-04-06 Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family. 2026-04-06 A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond. 2026-04-06 Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation. 2026-04-06 Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter. 2026-04-06 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-04-06 Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive. 2026-04-06 A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls. 2026-04-06 Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott). 2026-04-06 Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash. 2026-04-06 Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 2026-04-06 Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity. 2026-04-06 George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 2026-04-06 Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa. 2026-04-06 George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-04-06 A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 2026-04-06 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-04-06 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-04-06 Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause. 2026-04-06 Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine. 2026-04-06 Drew sits down with social media star Alix Earle to talk about her iconic get-ready-with-me videos and her new skincare line. 2026-04-06 Andrew McCarthy talks about his book "Who Needs Friends: An Unscientific Examination of Male Friendship Across America.". 2026-04-06 Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant. 2026-04-06 Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. 2026-04-06 Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. 2026-04-06 Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity. 2026-04-06 When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an "invasion" of Koreans. 2026-04-06 Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers. 2026-04-06 Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party. 2026-04-06 Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails. 2026-04-06 Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims. 2026-04-06 A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant. 2026-04-06 Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient. 2026-04-06 Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch. 2026-04-06 Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen. 2026-04-06 Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes. 2026-04-06 Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees. 2026-04-06 Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy. 2026-04-07