TV Land HD (Pacific) Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy. 2026-04-07 Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office. 2026-04-07 Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse. 2026-04-07 Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter. 2026-04-07 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-04-07 Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye. 2026-04-07 Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column. 2026-04-07 After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids. 2026-04-07 Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit. 2026-04-07 Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table. 2026-04-07 Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football. 2026-04-07 Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family. 2026-04-07 Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers. 2026-04-07 Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume. 2026-04-07 Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter. 2026-04-07 Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur. 2026-04-07 Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer. 2026-04-07 Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride. 2026-04-07 Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets. 2026-04-07 Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. 2026-04-07 Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 2026-04-07 Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 2026-04-07 Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor. 2026-04-07 Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend. 2026-04-07 Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke. 2026-04-07 A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates. 2026-04-07 Lea Michele tells Drew about starring in "Chess" on Broadway and gets a surprise from one of her favorite restaurants. 2026-04-07 Ross, Kristina Zias and Sunny Anderson help some women accomplish fashion goals with styles they're scared to wear. 2026-04-07 Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement. 2026-04-07 Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible. 2026-04-07 Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour. 2026-04-07 County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. 2026-04-07 Two days without sleep produce strange dreams. 2026-04-07 Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James). 2026-04-07 Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. 2026-04-07 The owner of a farmhouse where Festus and a wounded robber are lodged tries to kill the thief and take the stolen money. 2026-04-07 An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon. 2026-04-07 Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder. 2026-04-07 An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way. 2026-04-07 Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested. 2026-04-07 Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own. 2026-04-07 Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job. 2026-04-07 Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him. 2026-04-08 A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank. 2026-04-08 Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with. 2026-04-08 Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa. 2026-04-08 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-04-08 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-04-08 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-04-08 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-04-08 When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not. 2026-04-08 When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family. 2026-04-08 Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom. 2026-04-08 The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby. 2026-04-08 Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie. 2026-04-08 Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them. 2026-04-08 Doug becomes addicted to the night life after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-04-08 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-04-08 Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs. 2026-04-08 Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton). 2026-04-08 Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan. 2026-04-08 Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. 2026-04-08 Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town. 2026-04-08 The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son. 2026-04-08 The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son. 2026-04-08 Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her. 2026-04-08 Lea Michele tells Drew about starring in "Chess" on Broadway and gets a surprise from one of her favorite restaurants. 2026-04-08 Cookbook author and chef Arnold Myint and Sunny Anderson join Drew in the kitchen to make one of his recipes. 2026-04-08 Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay. 2026-04-08 Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest. 2026-04-08 Mary Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party, then throws him over at the last minute. 2026-04-08 Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. 2026-04-08 A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks. 2026-04-08 A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner. 2026-04-08 Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States. 2026-04-08 Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal. 2026-04-08 Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge. 2026-04-08 A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life. 2026-04-08 A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race. 2026-04-08 An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble. 2026-04-08 Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved. 2026-04-08 Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town. 2026-04-08