TV Land HD (Pacific) Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods. 2026-04-02 Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out. 2026-04-02 Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend. 2026-04-02 After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records. 2026-04-02 Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge. 2026-04-02 Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house. 2026-04-02 Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster. 2026-04-02 Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron. 2026-04-02 Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party. 2026-04-02 Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early. 2026-04-02 Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson. 2026-04-02 Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children. 2026-04-02 Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks. 2026-04-02 Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno. 2026-04-02 After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go. 2026-04-02 Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television. 2026-04-02 Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 2026-04-02 George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 2026-04-02 Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. 2026-04-02 Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 2026-04-02 Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson. 2026-04-02 The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack. 2026-04-02 Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her. 2026-04-02 Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria. 2026-04-02 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-02 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-02 Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers. 2026-04-02 Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher. 2026-04-02 The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens. 2026-04-02 Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. 2026-04-02 The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers. 2026-04-02 Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel. 2026-04-02 The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital. 2026-04-02 B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation. 2026-04-02 A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages. 2026-04-02 When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts. 2026-04-02 A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow. 2026-04-02 Matt has a long,hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang. 2026-04-02 Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf. 2026-04-02 Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job. 2026-04-02 Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives. 2026-04-02 Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend. 2026-04-03 Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags. 2026-04-03 Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney. 2026-04-03 Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen. 2026-04-03 Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech. 2026-04-03 Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit. 2026-04-03 While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families. 2026-04-03 Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends. 2026-04-03 A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared. 2026-04-03 Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone. 2026-04-03 Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future. 2026-04-03 After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. 2026-04-03 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. 2026-04-03 Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-04-03 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-04-03 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-04-03 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-04-03 Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 2026-04-03 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-04-03 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son. 2026-04-03 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-04-03 Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV. 2026-04-03 Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends. 2026-04-03 Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job. 2026-04-03 Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him. 2026-04-03 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-03 Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 2026-04-03 Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends. 2026-04-03 Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy. 2026-04-03 Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie. 2026-04-03 Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. 2026-04-03 A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th. 2026-04-03 Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long. 2026-04-03 Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps. 2026-04-03 Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier. 2026-04-03 In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence. 2026-04-03 An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children. 2026-04-03 Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life. 2026-04-03 Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man. 2026-04-03 Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City. 2026-04-03 Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform. 2026-04-03 Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it. 2026-04-03 Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down. 2026-04-04