TV Land HD (Pacific) Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception. 2026-05-06 Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father. 2026-05-06 Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man. 2026-05-06 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-05-06 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-05-06 Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra. 2026-05-06 Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family. 2026-05-06 A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond. 2026-05-06 Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation. 2026-05-06 Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter. 2026-05-06 Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening. 2026-05-06 Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled. 2026-05-06 Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance. 2026-05-06 Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities. 2026-05-06 Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house. 2026-05-06 Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone. 2026-05-06 Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 2026-05-06 Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs. 2026-05-06 Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton). 2026-05-06 Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan. 2026-05-06 Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion. 2026-05-06 Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future. 2026-05-06 Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking. 2026-05-06 Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding. 2026-05-06 A little bit extra from Drew's interview with Ginnifer Goodwin. 2026-05-06 Drew shares more from her interview with Brandi Carlile. 2026-05-06 Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie. 2026-05-06 Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. 2026-05-06 Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant. 2026-05-06 Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. 2026-05-06 Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home. 2026-05-06 Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret. 2026-05-06 During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity. 2026-05-06 A man (Ron Moody) is torn between keeping his self-respect and a boy's friendship, and honoring his drunken promise to aid two gunmen. 2026-05-06 A former gunfighter (Steve Forrest) tries to live a quiet life with the woman he loves. 2026-05-06 A reluctant gunfighter (Richard Kiley) risks his life to save Kitty, who has fallen in love with him. 2026-05-06 A friendly thief (James Stacy) facing a mandatory two-year jail sentence attempts to escape from Festus en route to Dodge City. 2026-05-06 A man (Morgan Woodward) seeks revenge after renegades kill his wife and burn his house. 2026-05-06 Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears. 2026-05-06 Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy. 2026-05-06 Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo. 2026-05-07 Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock. 2026-05-07 Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship. 2026-05-07 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-05-07 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-05-07 Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye. 2026-05-07 Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column. 2026-05-07 After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids. 2026-05-07 Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit. 2026-05-07 Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table. 2026-05-07 Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party. 2026-05-07 Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash. 2026-05-07 Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office. 2026-05-07 Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself. 2026-05-07 A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born. 2026-05-07 Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him. 2026-05-07 Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. 2026-05-07 George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage. 2026-05-07 A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog. 2026-05-07 George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show. 2026-05-07 Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist. 2026-05-07 Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding. 2026-05-07 Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death. 2026-05-07 Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates. 2026-05-07 Robin Wright tells Drew about starring in and directing the new show "The Girlfriend"; Valerie Bertinelli covers the news sunny-side up with Drew and Ross. 2026-05-07 Misty Copeland (children's book "Bunheads Act 2: The Dance of Courage"). 2026-05-07 Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. 2026-05-07 Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity. 2026-05-07 Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement. 2026-05-07 Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible. 2026-05-07 While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse. 2026-05-07 After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast. 2026-05-07 When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay. 2026-05-07 News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent. 2026-05-07 A lawyer (Paul Stevens) agrees to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. 2026-05-07 Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner. 2026-05-07 Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country. 2026-05-07 A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station. 2026-05-07 Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat. 2026-05-07 Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret. 2026-05-07 Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department. 2026-05-07 A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners. 2026-05-08