TV Land HD (Pacific) Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo. 2026-05-07 Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock. 2026-05-07 Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship. 2026-05-07 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-05-07 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-05-07 Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye. 2026-05-07 Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column. 2026-05-07 After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids. 2026-05-07 Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit. 2026-05-07 Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table. 2026-05-07 Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party. 2026-05-07 Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash. 2026-05-07 Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office. 2026-05-07 Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself. 2026-05-07 A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born. 2026-05-07 Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him. 2026-05-07 Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. 2026-05-07 George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage. 2026-05-07 A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog. 2026-05-07 George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show. 2026-05-07 Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist. 2026-05-07 Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding. 2026-05-07 Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death. 2026-05-07 Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates. 2026-05-07 Robin Wright tells Drew about starring in and directing the new show "The Girlfriend"; Valerie Bertinelli covers the news sunny-side up with Drew and Ross. 2026-05-07 Misty Copeland (children's book "Bunheads Act 2: The Dance of Courage"). 2026-05-07 Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. 2026-05-07 Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity. 2026-05-07 Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement. 2026-05-07 Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible. 2026-05-07 While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse. 2026-05-07 After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast. 2026-05-07 When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay. 2026-05-07 News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent. 2026-05-07 A lawyer (Paul Stevens) agrees to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. 2026-05-07 Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner. 2026-05-07 Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country. 2026-05-07 A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station. 2026-05-07 Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat. 2026-05-07 Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret. 2026-05-07 Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department. 2026-05-07 A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners. 2026-05-08 Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail. 2026-05-08 Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population. 2026-05-08 Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney. 2026-05-08 Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football. 2026-05-08 Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family. 2026-05-08 Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa. 2026-05-08 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-05-08 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-05-08 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-05-08 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-05-08 Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor. 2026-05-08 After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament. 2026-05-08 Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop. 2026-05-08 Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open. 2026-05-08 Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball. 2026-05-08 Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life. 2026-05-08 Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy. 2026-05-08 An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer. 2026-05-08 Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon. 2026-05-08 Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her. 2026-05-08 Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises. 2026-05-08 Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay). 2026-05-08 When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it. 2026-05-08 When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge. 2026-05-08 Actress Regina Hall talks about "One Battle After Another.". 2026-05-08 Teri Hatcher, Andrea Bowen and Emerson Tenney (podcast "Desperately Devoted") whip up a delicious meal in the kitchen. 2026-05-08 Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour. 2026-05-08 County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. 2026-05-08 Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay. 2026-05-08 Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest. 2026-05-08 While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on. 2026-05-08 The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment. 2026-05-08 Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th. 2026-05-08 Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark. 2026-05-08 A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice. 2026-05-08 A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman. 2026-05-08 A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven). 2026-05-08 Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town. 2026-05-08 A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect. 2026-05-08 Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. 2026-05-08 Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace. 2026-05-08 Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return. 2026-05-09