TV Land HD (Pacific) Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir. 2026-06-12 Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day. 2026-06-12 Malcolm Meriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet. 2026-06-12 Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects. 2026-06-12 Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.". 2026-06-12 Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game. 2026-06-12 Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting. 2026-06-12 Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit. 2026-06-12 Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family. 2026-06-12 Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding. 2026-06-12 Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding. 2026-06-12 Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story. 2026-06-12 Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem. 2026-06-12 A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant. 2026-06-12 Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap. 2026-06-12 Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her. 2026-06-12 Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts. 2026-06-12 George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received. 2026-06-12 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-06-12 Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters. 2026-06-12 Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander. 2026-06-12 Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret. 2026-06-12 The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him. 2026-06-12 Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings. 2026-06-12 As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own. 2026-06-12 A little bit more from Sunny Anderson and Drew, sharing how to use one ingredient two ways. 2026-06-12 Drew shares more from her interview with Brittany Snow. 2026-06-12 Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case. 2026-06-12 Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession. 2026-06-12 Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school. 2026-06-12 Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer. 2026-06-12 Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency. 2026-06-12 The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring. 2026-06-12 A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career. 2026-06-12 When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own. 2026-06-12 An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble. 2026-06-12 A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner. 2026-06-12 A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man. 2026-06-12 A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City. 2026-06-12 A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory. 2026-06-12 After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women. 2026-06-12 Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own. 2026-06-12 A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official. 2026-06-13 The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene. 2026-06-13 Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times. 2026-06-13 Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way. 2026-06-13 Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie. 2026-06-13 Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident. 2026-06-13 Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is. 2026-06-13 Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction. 2026-06-13 Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie. 2026-06-13 Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.". 2026-06-13 Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household. 2026-06-13 Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan. 2026-06-13 Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child. 2026-06-13 Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 2026-06-13 Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 2026-06-13 In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini. 2026-06-13 Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller. 2026-06-13 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-06-13 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-06-13 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-06-13 Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary. 2026-06-13 After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity. 2026-06-13 Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station. 2026-06-13 Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended. 2026-06-13 Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding. 2026-06-13 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-06-13 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-06-13 D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy. 2026-06-13 Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 2026-06-13 The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-06-13 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-06-13 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-06-13 Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie. 2026-06-13 D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky. 2026-06-13 Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable. 2026-06-13 While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred. 2026-06-13 Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.". 2026-06-13 Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.". 2026-06-13 Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone). 2026-06-13 Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres). 2026-06-13 Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 2026-06-14