TV Land HD (Pacific) Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date. 2026-08-07 Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something. 2026-08-07 Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud. 2026-08-07 Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes. 2026-08-07 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-08-07 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-08-07 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-08-07 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-08-07 When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not. 2026-08-07 When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family. 2026-08-07 Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. 2026-08-07 After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go. 2026-08-07 Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television. 2026-08-07 After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. 2026-08-07 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. 2026-08-07 Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-08-07 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-08-07 George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.". 2026-08-07 Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial. 2026-08-07 Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms. 2026-08-07 George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received. 2026-08-07 On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name. 2026-08-07 When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests. 2026-08-07 Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love. 2026-08-07 Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton. 2026-08-07 It's a Drew's News Flashback to Sunny Anderson officially joining the Drew-crew family; it's a Cooking Flashback when Emeril Lagasse surprises Sunny! 2026-08-07 It's a little bit extra with Kristin Davis, who reminisces about her favorite moments playing Charlotte on "Sex and the City"; more from her surprise "Sex and the City" gift for Drew. 2026-08-07 Howard, a non-fisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake. 2026-08-07 Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show. 2026-08-07 Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers. 2026-08-07 Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher. 2026-08-07 An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident. 2026-08-07 When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck. 2026-08-07 Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew. 2026-08-07 To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse. 2026-08-07 A boy is trained as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for wrongs done to his father. 2026-08-07 Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters. 2026-08-07 Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits. 2026-08-07 A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors. 2026-08-07 After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt. 2026-08-07 Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail. 2026-08-07 A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business. 2026-08-07 A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations. 2026-08-08 Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing. 2026-08-08 Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women. 2026-08-08 Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life. 2026-08-08 When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop. 2026-08-08 Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family. 2026-08-08 Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents. 2026-08-08 Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it. 2026-08-08 Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents. 2026-08-08 The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out. 2026-08-08 Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier. 2026-08-08 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-08-08 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-08-08 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-08-08 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-08-08 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-08-08 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-08-08 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-08-08 Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters. 2026-08-08 Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander. 2026-08-08 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-08-08 After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop. 2026-08-08 Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences. 2026-08-08 Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton. 2026-08-08 Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home. 2026-08-08 Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit. 2026-08-08 Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone. 2026-08-08 Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late. 2026-08-08 Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert. 2026-08-08 Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league. 2026-08-08 A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home. 2026-08-08 Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau. 2026-08-08 Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her. 2026-08-08 The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play. 2026-08-08 The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress. 2026-08-08 Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams. 2026-08-08 The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home. 2026-08-08 Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in. 2026-08-08 Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift. 2026-08-08 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-08-08 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-08-08 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-08-08 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-08-08 Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 2026-08-08 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-08-09