TV Land HD (Pacific) A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations. 2026-08-08 Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing. 2026-08-08 Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women. 2026-08-08 Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life. 2026-08-08 When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop. 2026-08-08 Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family. 2026-08-08 Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents. 2026-08-08 Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it. 2026-08-08 Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents. 2026-08-08 The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out. 2026-08-08 Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier. 2026-08-08 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-08-08 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-08-08 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-08-08 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-08-08 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-08-08 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-08-08 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-08-08 Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters. 2026-08-08 Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander. 2026-08-08 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-08-08 After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop. 2026-08-08 Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences. 2026-08-08 Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton. 2026-08-08 Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home. 2026-08-08 Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit. 2026-08-08 Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone. 2026-08-08 Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late. 2026-08-08 Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert. 2026-08-08 Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league. 2026-08-08 A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home. 2026-08-08 Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau. 2026-08-08 Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her. 2026-08-08 The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play. 2026-08-08 The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress. 2026-08-08 Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams. 2026-08-08 The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home. 2026-08-08 Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in. 2026-08-08 Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift. 2026-08-08 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-08-08 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-08-08 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-08-08 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-08-08 Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 2026-08-08 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-08-09 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-08-09 Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary. 2026-08-09 Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 2026-08-09 Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 2026-08-09 George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike. 2026-08-09 Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 2026-08-09 Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted. 2026-08-09 Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon. 2026-08-09 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup. 2026-08-09 Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds. 2026-08-09 George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious. 2026-08-09 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-09 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-09 In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week. 2026-08-09 Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness. 2026-08-09 Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well. 2026-08-09 Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest. 2026-08-09 Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it. 2026-08-09 Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works. 2026-08-09 After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher). 2026-08-09 Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together. 2026-08-09 When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner. 2026-08-09 When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend. 2026-08-09 Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go. 2026-08-09 Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits. 2026-08-09 Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school. 2026-08-09 Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun. 2026-08-09 Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes. 2026-08-09 Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment. 2026-08-09 A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer. 2026-08-09 Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member. 2026-08-09 Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. 2026-08-09 Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments. 2026-08-09 Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot. 2026-08-09 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-08-09 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-08-09 Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job. 2026-08-09 Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion. 2026-08-09 Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future. 2026-08-09 Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking. 2026-08-09 Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding. 2026-08-09 Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiancé is a bigamist. 2026-08-09 Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding. 2026-08-09 Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf. 2026-08-09 At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty. 2026-08-09 Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned. 2026-08-10