TV Land HD (Pacific) The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero. 2026-08-12 Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries. 2026-08-12 Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father. 2026-08-12 Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie. 2026-08-12 Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident. 2026-08-12 Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is. 2026-08-12 Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction. 2026-08-12 Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie. 2026-08-12 Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.". 2026-08-12 Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household. 2026-08-12 Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer. 2026-08-12 Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride. 2026-08-12 Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom. 2026-08-12 The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby. 2026-08-12 Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie. 2026-08-12 Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them. 2026-08-12 Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 2026-08-12 Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 2026-08-12 George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 2026-08-12 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-08-12 Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy. 2026-08-12 After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe. 2026-08-12 Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson. 2026-08-12 The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack. 2026-08-12 Sunny Anderson stops by the news desk; Jamie Oliver shares some healthy cooking suggestions. 2026-08-12 Emily Bader tells Drew about her movie "People We Meet on Vacation" and working with co-star Tom Blyth. 2026-08-12 Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. 2026-08-12 Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity. 2026-08-12 Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement. 2026-08-12 Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible. 2026-08-12 When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back. 2026-08-12 Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect. 2026-08-12 After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis. 2026-08-12 Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man. 2026-08-12 Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City. 2026-08-12 Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims. 2026-08-12 A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant. 2026-08-12 Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient. 2026-08-12 Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home. 2026-08-12 Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience. 2026-08-12 Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney. 2026-08-13 Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career. 2026-08-13 Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home. 2026-08-13 Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated. 2026-08-13 Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy. 2026-08-13 Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-08-13 Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment. 2026-08-13 Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker. 2026-08-13 Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win. 2026-08-13 Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago. 2026-08-13 Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-08-13 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-08-13 Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club. 2026-08-13 Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop. 2026-08-13 Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-08-13 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-08-13 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-08-13 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-08-13 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-08-13 George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him. 2026-08-13 Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her. 2026-08-13 Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria. 2026-08-13 Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person. 2026-08-13 Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove. 2026-08-13 Drew hosts another cooking challenge with No Food Left Behind; team Dan Souza takes on team Sunny Anderson and team Eitan Bernath; Drew and Ross act as the judges. 2026-08-13 Daisy Ridley tells Drew about her movie "We Bury the Dead" and plays a round of "Can Daisy Do It?". 2026-08-13 Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour. 2026-08-13 County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. 2026-08-13 Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay. 2026-08-13 Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest. 2026-08-13 At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th. 2026-08-13 When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend. 2026-08-13 Radar gets a recorded "Dear John" letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl. 2026-08-13 Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage. 2026-08-13 Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch. 2026-08-13 Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen. 2026-08-13 The owner of a farmhouse where Festus and a wounded robber are lodged tries to kill the thief and take the stolen money. 2026-08-13 An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon. 2026-08-13 Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder. 2026-08-13 Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself. 2026-08-13 Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy. 2026-08-13 An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution. 2026-08-14