TV Land HD (Pacific) Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney. 2026-08-13 Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career. 2026-08-13 Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home. 2026-08-13 Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated. 2026-08-13 Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy. 2026-08-13 Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-08-13 Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment. 2026-08-13 Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker. 2026-08-13 Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win. 2026-08-13 Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago. 2026-08-13 Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-08-13 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-08-13 Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club. 2026-08-13 Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop. 2026-08-13 Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-08-13 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-08-13 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-08-13 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-08-13 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-08-13 George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him. 2026-08-13 Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her. 2026-08-13 Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria. 2026-08-13 Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person. 2026-08-13 Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove. 2026-08-13 Drew hosts another cooking challenge with No Food Left Behind; team Dan Souza takes on team Sunny Anderson and team Eitan Bernath; Drew and Ross act as the judges. 2026-08-13 Daisy Ridley tells Drew about her movie "We Bury the Dead" and plays a round of "Can Daisy Do It?". 2026-08-13 Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour. 2026-08-13 County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. 2026-08-13 Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay. 2026-08-13 Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest. 2026-08-13 At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th. 2026-08-13 When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend. 2026-08-13 Radar gets a recorded "Dear John" letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl. 2026-08-13 Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage. 2026-08-13 Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch. 2026-08-13 Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen. 2026-08-13 The owner of a farmhouse where Festus and a wounded robber are lodged tries to kill the thief and take the stolen money. 2026-08-13 An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon. 2026-08-13 Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder. 2026-08-13 Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself. 2026-08-13 Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy. 2026-08-13 An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution. 2026-08-14 A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond. 2026-08-14 Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged. 2026-08-14 Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience. 2026-08-14 Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends. 2026-08-14 Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.". 2026-08-14 Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee. 2026-08-14 Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. 2026-08-14 Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky. 2026-08-14 Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest. 2026-08-14 Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway. 2026-08-14 Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher. 2026-08-14 When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library. 2026-08-14 Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars. 2026-08-14 When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist. 2026-08-14 Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller). 2026-08-14 Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep. 2026-08-14 Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons. 2026-08-14 George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up. 2026-08-14 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father. 2026-08-14 Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common. 2026-08-14 Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends. 2026-08-14 Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job. 2026-08-14 Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him. 2026-08-14 After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out. 2026-08-14 Drew, Sunny Anderson and Gloria Estefan are hitting the headlines together; Gloria talks about her new film, "Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie.". 2026-08-14 Martha Stewart tells Drew about her new skincare line, her offer to plan Taylor Swift's wedding, and more; Martha plays a round of Memory Bank. 2026-08-14 Mary Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party, then throws him over at the last minute. 2026-08-14 Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. 2026-08-14 Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico. 2026-08-14 Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C. 2026-08-14 The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual. 2026-08-14 Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home. 2026-08-14 Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret. 2026-08-14 During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity. 2026-08-14 An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way. 2026-08-14 Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested. 2026-08-14 Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal. 2026-08-14 Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge. 2026-08-14 A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life. 2026-08-14 A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money. 2026-08-14 Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be. 2026-08-14 Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader. 2026-08-15