TV Land HD (Pacific) Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader. 2026-08-15 Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership. 2026-08-15 Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair. 2026-08-15 A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town. 2026-08-15 Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself. 2026-08-15 Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office. 2026-08-15 Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation. 2026-08-15 Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone. 2026-08-15 Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss. 2026-08-15 After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him. 2026-08-15 The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints. 2026-08-15 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-08-15 Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes. 2026-08-15 Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football. 2026-08-15 Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley. 2026-08-15 Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan. 2026-08-15 Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother. 2026-08-15 The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971. 2026-08-15 Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall. 2026-08-15 Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test. 2026-08-15 Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light. 2026-08-15 Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten). 2026-08-15 Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active. 2026-08-15 Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school. 2026-08-15 When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job. 2026-08-15 Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 2026-08-15 Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 2026-08-15 Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 2026-08-15 Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 2026-08-15 After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 2026-08-15 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-08-15 A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her. 2026-08-15 Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame. 2026-08-15 Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky. 2026-08-15 A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving. 2026-08-15 Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding. 2026-08-15 The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations. 2026-08-15 Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. 2026-08-15 Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago. 2026-08-15 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-08-15 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-08-15 Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child. 2026-08-15 Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon. 2026-08-15 Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor. 2026-08-15 Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose. 2026-08-16 After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up. 2026-08-16 Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment. 2026-08-16 Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater. 2026-08-16 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides. 2026-08-16 George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance. 2026-08-16 Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson). 2026-08-16 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-08-16 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-08-16 Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally. 2026-08-16 Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband. 2026-08-16 After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-08-16 George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride. 2026-08-16 Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. 2026-08-16 When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier. 2026-08-16 While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders. 2026-08-16 Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show. 2026-08-16 Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive. 2026-08-16 Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him. 2026-08-16 Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal. 2026-08-16 Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless. 2026-08-16 Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert. 2026-08-16 Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. 2026-08-16 Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver. 2026-08-16 After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery. 2026-08-16 Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. 2026-08-16 Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. 2026-08-16 Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister. 2026-08-16 Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him. 2026-08-16 Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted. 2026-08-16 Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her. 2026-08-16 Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will. 2026-08-16 Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature. 2026-08-16 Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons. 2026-08-16 Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children. 2026-08-16 Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors. 2026-08-16 Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu. 2026-08-16 Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job. 2026-08-16 The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive. 2026-08-16 Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future. 2026-08-16 Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together. 2026-08-16 Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause. 2026-08-16 The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail. 2026-08-16 Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor. 2026-08-16 After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work. 2026-08-16 Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response. 2026-08-16 Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them. 2026-08-17