TV Land HD (Pacific) Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them. 2026-08-17 Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun. 2026-08-17 Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces. 2026-08-17 Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. 2026-08-17 Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show. 2026-08-17 Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten. 2026-08-17 Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together. 2026-08-17 Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy. 2026-08-17 Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus. 2026-08-17 Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon. 2026-08-17 Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital. 2026-08-17 Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble. 2026-08-17 Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate. 2026-08-17 A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie). 2026-08-17 Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs. 2026-08-17 Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date. 2026-08-17 Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police. 2026-08-17 Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad. 2026-08-17 Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster. 2026-08-17 Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox. 2026-08-17 Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend. 2026-08-17 An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. 2026-08-17 When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all. 2026-08-17 Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club. 2026-08-17 Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part. 2026-08-17 Drew-crewer Will Taylor shares his best design tips that help avoid waste. 2026-08-17 It's Drew's Soup Showdown with Drew and Pilar Valdes facing off against Amanda Freitag and Valerie Bertinelli; "The Kitchen" co-hosts Geoffrey Zakarian, Jeff Mauro and Katie Lee serve as judges. 2026-08-17 Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend. 2026-08-17 Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up. 2026-08-17 Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case. 2026-08-17 Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession. 2026-08-17 While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse. 2026-08-17 After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast. 2026-08-17 When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay. 2026-08-17 News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent. 2026-08-17 A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race. 2026-08-17 An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble. 2026-08-17 A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner. 2026-08-17 A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man. 2026-08-17 A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City. 2026-08-17 Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife. 2026-08-17 Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire. 2026-08-17 Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible. 2026-08-18 After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop. 2026-08-18 A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. 2026-08-18 Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police. 2026-08-18 On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game. 2026-08-18 Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time. 2026-08-18 Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good. 2026-08-18 Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces. 2026-08-18 Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself. 2026-08-18 While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior. 2026-08-18 Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness. 2026-08-18 Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing. 2026-08-18 As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars. 2026-08-18 After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with. 2026-08-18 Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-08-18 Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter. 2026-08-18 Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray. 2026-08-18 A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else. 2026-08-18 George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot. 2026-08-18 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-08-18 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-08-18 Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 2026-08-18 George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 2026-08-18 A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose. 2026-08-18 Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian. 2026-08-18 Sunny Anderson gets a big surprise from Drew: cooking with the legendary Emeril Lagasse! 2026-08-18 Drew chats with Jennifer Aniston about the new season of "The Morning Show," her kids' cookbook, "Cook With Clydeo," and her hair care line. 2026-08-18 Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school. 2026-08-18 Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer. 2026-08-18 Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education. 2026-08-18 Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works. 2026-08-18 While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on. 2026-08-18 The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment. 2026-08-18 Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th. 2026-08-18 A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory. 2026-08-18 A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief. 2026-08-18 People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon. 2026-08-18 A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery. 2026-08-18 A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children. 2026-08-18 Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead. 2026-08-18 Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir. 2026-08-18