TV Land HD (Pacific) Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family. 2026-10-05 A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond. 2026-10-05 Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation. 2026-10-05 Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter. 2026-10-05 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-10-05 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-10-05 Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye. 2026-10-05 Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column. 2026-10-05 After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids. 2026-10-05 Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit. 2026-10-05 Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table. 2026-10-05 George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up. 2026-10-05 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father. 2026-10-05 Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common. 2026-10-05 The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971. 2026-10-05 Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall. 2026-10-05 Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test. 2026-10-05 Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light. 2026-10-05 Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose. 2026-10-05 After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up. 2026-10-05 Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment. 2026-10-05 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides. 2026-10-05 George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance. 2026-10-05 Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson). 2026-10-05 Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally. 2026-10-05 Drew and Ross hit the headlines; Drew shares her must-haves for the perfect weekend in a brand-new edition of The Weekender. 2026-10-05 Drew sits down with "Verity" stars Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett and author Colleen Hoover to discuss the upcoming dramatic film adaptation of the best-selling novel. 2026-10-05 Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her. 2026-10-05 Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. 2026-10-05 Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV. 2026-10-05 Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient. 2026-10-05 Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated. 2026-10-05 Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th. 2026-10-05 Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands. 2026-10-05 Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse. 2026-10-05 Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives. 2026-10-05 A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers. 2026-10-05 Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin. 2026-10-05 Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws. 2026-10-05 Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City. 2026-10-05 Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts. 2026-10-05 Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket. 2026-10-05 Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault. 2026-10-06 Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends. 2026-10-06 Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism. 2026-10-06 Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday. 2026-10-06 Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family. 2026-10-06 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-10-06 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-10-06 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-10-06 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-10-06 When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not. 2026-10-06 When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family. 2026-10-06 Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. 2026-10-06 Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football. 2026-10-06 Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley. 2026-10-06 Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan. 2026-10-06 Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother. 2026-10-06 As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars. 2026-10-06 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-06 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-06 Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband. 2026-10-06 After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-10-06 George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride. 2026-10-06 Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. 2026-10-06 Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. 2026-10-06 Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments. 2026-10-06 Drew sits down with her therapist, author Barry Michels, to chat about his new book "Ahead of All Parting.". 2026-10-06 Melissa King (memoir "The Girl Who Became King"). 2026-10-06 Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl. 2026-10-06 Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV. 2026-10-06 Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female. 2026-10-06 Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. 2026-10-06 Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions. 2026-10-06 Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions. 2026-10-06 Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit. 2026-10-06 Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before. 2026-10-06 A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen. 2026-10-06 Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends. 2026-10-06 A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat. 2026-10-06 "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his "smart" cousin Festus. 2026-10-06 Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry. 2026-10-06 Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry. 2026-10-06