TV Land HD (Pacific) Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault. 2026-10-06 Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends. 2026-10-06 Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism. 2026-10-06 Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday. 2026-10-06 Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family. 2026-10-06 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-10-06 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-10-06 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-10-06 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-10-06 When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not. 2026-10-06 When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family. 2026-10-06 Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. 2026-10-06 Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football. 2026-10-06 Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley. 2026-10-06 Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan. 2026-10-06 Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother. 2026-10-06 As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars. 2026-10-06 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-06 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-06 Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband. 2026-10-06 After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-10-06 George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride. 2026-10-06 Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. 2026-10-06 Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. 2026-10-06 Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments. 2026-10-06 Drew sits down with her therapist, author Barry Michels, to chat about his new book "Ahead of All Parting.". 2026-10-06 Melissa King (memoir "The Girl Who Became King"). 2026-10-06 Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl. 2026-10-06 Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV. 2026-10-06 Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female. 2026-10-06 Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. 2026-10-06 Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions. 2026-10-06 Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions. 2026-10-06 Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit. 2026-10-06 Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before. 2026-10-06 A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen. 2026-10-06 Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends. 2026-10-06 A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat. 2026-10-06 "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his "smart" cousin Festus. 2026-10-06 Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry. 2026-10-06 Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry. 2026-10-06 Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion. 2026-10-07 Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough. 2026-10-07 Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums. 2026-10-07 When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop. 2026-10-07 Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family. 2026-10-07 Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents. 2026-10-07 Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it. 2026-10-07 Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents. 2026-10-07 The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out. 2026-10-07 Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier. 2026-10-07 After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with. 2026-10-07 Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray. 2026-10-07 Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's. 2026-10-07 Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple. 2026-10-07 Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie. 2026-10-07 Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation. 2026-10-07 When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier. 2026-10-07 While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders. 2026-10-07 Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show. 2026-10-07 Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive. 2026-10-07 Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him. 2026-10-07 Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal. 2026-10-07 Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot. 2026-10-07 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-10-07 Domhnall Gleeson tells Drew all about season two of "The Paper" and his new movie "The Incomer.". 2026-10-07 Domhnall Gleeson tells Drew all about season two of "The Paper" and his new movie "The Incomer.". 2026-10-07 The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest. 2026-10-07 Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah. 2026-10-07 Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry. 2026-10-07 Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300. 2026-10-07 The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger. 2026-10-07 A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways. 2026-10-07 Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage. 2026-10-07 Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant. 2026-10-07 Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City. 2026-10-07 Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters. 2026-10-07 A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife. 2026-10-07 Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined. 2026-10-07 Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station. 2026-10-07 Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher. 2026-10-07