Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results. 2026-04-07 Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor. 2026-04-07 Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. 2026-04-07 Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. 2026-04-07 Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam. 2026-04-07 Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia. 2026-04-07 After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job. 2026-04-07 Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died. 2026-04-07 Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way. 2026-04-07 Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights. 2026-04-07 Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged. 2026-04-07 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-04-07 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-04-07 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-04-07 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-04-07 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-04-07 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-04-07 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-04-07 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-04-07 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-04-07 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-04-07 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-04-07 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-04-07 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-04-07 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-04-07 Cleveland Jr. gets the confidence to approach a girl after Roberta gives him a makeover; another fan of Cleveland's favorite snack food threatens to become the new ultimate expert on the treat. 2026-04-07 Cleveland and the gang head to their rival high school for an annual football game; Donna's sexy Halloween costume lands her in trouble with the police. 2026-04-07 Cleveland confronts Kenny West about not sharing credit on the hit song they created together and discovers a secret hip-hop society; Cleveland Jr. starts a polka band. 2026-04-07 Holt uses Rallo to pick up women; Cleveland opens a pub at the airport; Holt and his father must help drunken Cleveland land the plane he is flying. 2026-04-07 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-04-07 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-04-07 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-04-07 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-04-07 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-04-07 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-04-07 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-04-07 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-04-07 Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-04-07 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-04-07 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-04-07 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-04-07 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-04-07 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-04-07 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-04-07 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-04-07 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-04-07 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-04-07 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-04-08 When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S. 2026-04-08 Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. 2026-04-08 Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows. 2026-04-08 Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. 2026-04-08 The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect. 2026-04-08 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-04-08 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-04-08 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-04-08 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-04-08