Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-04-06 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-04-06 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-04-06 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-04-06 George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway. 2026-04-06 Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend. 2026-04-06 George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant). 2026-04-06 George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.". 2026-04-06 Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial. 2026-04-06 Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms. 2026-04-06 Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman. 2026-04-06 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-04-06 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-04-06 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-04-06 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-04-06 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-04-06 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-04-06 Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. 2026-04-06 Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual. 2026-04-06 When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders. 2026-04-06 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-04-06 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-04-06 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-04-06 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-04-06 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-04-06 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-04-06 Cleveland volunteers to take Roberta on a college visit to his alma mater as an excuse to relive his college days; Rallo helps Cleveland Jr. learn to sleep without a stuffed animal. 2026-04-06 Cleveland Jr. goes on a church trip to impress the girl he likes; Donna's ex-boyfriend returns from Iraq to find her married. 2026-04-06 Cleveland Jr. loses respect for his father when Cleveland falls off the toilet and gets a concussion; Rallo is finally tall enough to ride his favorite roller coaster. 2026-04-06 When an unexpected event leads Donna's estranged mother to find Cleveland, he arranges to reunite the two women. 2026-04-06 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-04-06 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-04-06 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-04-06 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-04-06 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-04-06 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-04-06 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-04-06 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-04-06 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-04-06 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-04-06 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-04-06 George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received. 2026-04-06 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-04-06 Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters. 2026-04-06 Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander. 2026-04-06 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-04-06 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-04-06 Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results. 2026-04-07 Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor. 2026-04-07 Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. 2026-04-07 Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. 2026-04-07 Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam. 2026-04-07 Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia. 2026-04-07 After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job. 2026-04-07 Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died. 2026-04-07 Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way. 2026-04-07 Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights. 2026-04-07 Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged. 2026-04-07 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-04-07 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-04-07 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-04-07 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-04-07 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-04-07 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-04-07 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-04-07 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-04-07 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-04-07 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-04-07 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-04-07 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-04-07 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-04-07 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-04-07 Cleveland Jr. gets the confidence to approach a girl after Roberta gives him a makeover; another fan of Cleveland's favorite snack food threatens to become the new ultimate expert on the treat. 2026-04-07 Cleveland and the gang head to their rival high school for an annual football game; Donna's sexy Halloween costume lands her in trouble with the police. 2026-04-07 Cleveland confronts Kenny West about not sharing credit on the hit song they created together and discovers a secret hip-hop society; Cleveland Jr. starts a polka band. 2026-04-07 Holt uses Rallo to pick up women; Cleveland opens a pub at the airport; Holt and his father must help drunken Cleveland land the plane he is flying. 2026-04-07 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-04-07 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-04-07 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-04-07 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-04-07 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-04-07 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-04-07 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-04-07 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-04-07 Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-04-07 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-04-07 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-04-07 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-04-07 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-04-07 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-04-07 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-04-07 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-04-07 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-04-07 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-04-07 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-04-08