Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-04-01 Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration. 2026-04-01 The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. 2026-04-01 The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos. 2026-04-01 The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case. 2026-04-01 The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. 2026-04-01 While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. 2026-04-01 Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan. 2026-04-01 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-04-01 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-04-01 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-04-01 Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant. 2026-04-02 With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. 2026-04-02 Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman. 2026-04-02 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-04-02 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-04-02 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-04-02 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-04-02 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-04-02 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-04-02 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-04-02 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-04-02 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-04-02 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-04-02 Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door. 2026-04-02 When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. 2026-04-02 After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. 2026-04-02 Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. 2026-04-02 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-04-02 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-04-02 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-04-02 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-04-02 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-04-02 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-04-02 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-04-02 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-04-02 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-04-02 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-04-02 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-04-02 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-04-02 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-04-02 The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee. 2026-04-02 Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment. 2026-04-02 The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. 2026-04-02 The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years. 2026-04-02 The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. 2026-04-02 A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. 2026-04-02 Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. 2026-04-02 Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. 2026-04-02 A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies. 2026-04-02 Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. 2026-04-02 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-04-02 The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. 2026-04-02 Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan. 2026-04-02 Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized. 2026-04-02 George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations. 2026-04-02 George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement. 2026-04-02 George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date. 2026-04-02 Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites. 2026-04-02 Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life. 2026-04-03