Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results. 2026-05-03 Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor. 2026-05-03 Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. 2026-05-03 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-05-03 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-05-03 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-05-03 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-05-03 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-05-03 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-05-03 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-05-03 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-05-03 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-05-03 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-05-03 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-05-03 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-05-03 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-05-03 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-05-03 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-05-03 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-05-03 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-05-03 For the final episode of Andy's TV show, Leslie hijacks part of the production, bringing Andy's pals in to honor his efforts. 2026-05-03 Leslie helps Tom prepare for a big evening; April and Ben conduct interviews; Donna and Andy assist Ron with a life change. 2026-05-03 Before bidding Pawnee farewell, the gang must complete one last task together: repairing a broken swing set on a playground. 2026-05-03 Before bidding Pawnee farewell, the gang must complete one last task together: repairing a broken swing set on a playground. 2026-05-03 Leslie Knope tries to beautify her town by helping a local nurse turn a construction pit into a community park. 2026-05-03 Leslie and her committee try to build support for her park project; Tom uses questionable recruiting tactics. 2026-05-03 Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. 2026-05-03 Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam. 2026-05-03 Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia. 2026-05-03 After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job. 2026-05-03 Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died. 2026-05-03 Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way. 2026-05-03 Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights. 2026-05-03 Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged. 2026-05-03 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-05-03 Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive. 2026-05-03 A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls. 2026-05-03 Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott). 2026-05-03 Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash. 2026-05-04 Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 2026-05-04 Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity. 2026-05-04 George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 2026-05-04 Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa. 2026-05-04 George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-05-04 A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 2026-05-04 Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets. 2026-05-04 When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night. 2026-05-04 After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. 2026-05-04 Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care. 2026-05-04 After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school. 2026-05-04 To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. 2026-05-04 Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. 2026-05-04 The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. 2026-05-04 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-05-04 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-05-04 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-05-04 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-05-04 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-05-04 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-05-04 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-05-04 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-05-04 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society. 2026-05-04 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-05-04 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-05-04 When Cleveland and Rallo leave their slumber parties in fear, Donna makes them stay overnight at a haunted house; Cleveland's new friend goes on a murderous rampage; Roberta is in a love triangle with a vampire and a werewolf. 2026-05-04 Cleveland infiltrates a women's support group after Donna joins and starts complaining about how he treats her; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. try to stop a playground bully. 2026-05-04 Rallo is suspicious when his elderly friend Murray gets a new girlfriend (Kathryn Joosten); Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym. 2026-05-04 While posing in a Nativity scene, Cleveland tells the family his version of "Die Hard," one of his favorite holiday tales. 2026-05-04 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-05-04 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-05-04 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-05-04 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-05-04 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-05-04 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-05-04 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-05-04 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-05-04 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-05-04 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-05-04 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-05-04 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. 2026-05-04 Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 2026-05-04 Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 2026-05-04 Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs. 2026-05-04 Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison. 2026-05-05