Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash. 2026-05-04 Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 2026-05-04 Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity. 2026-05-04 George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 2026-05-04 Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa. 2026-05-04 George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-05-04 A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 2026-05-04 Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets. 2026-05-04 When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night. 2026-05-04 After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. 2026-05-04 Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care. 2026-05-04 After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school. 2026-05-04 To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. 2026-05-04 Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. 2026-05-04 The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. 2026-05-04 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-05-04 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-05-04 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-05-04 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-05-04 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-05-04 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-05-04 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-05-04 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-05-04 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society. 2026-05-04 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-05-04 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-05-04 When Cleveland and Rallo leave their slumber parties in fear, Donna makes them stay overnight at a haunted house; Cleveland's new friend goes on a murderous rampage; Roberta is in a love triangle with a vampire and a werewolf. 2026-05-04 Cleveland infiltrates a women's support group after Donna joins and starts complaining about how he treats her; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. try to stop a playground bully. 2026-05-04 Rallo is suspicious when his elderly friend Murray gets a new girlfriend (Kathryn Joosten); Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym. 2026-05-04 While posing in a Nativity scene, Cleveland tells the family his version of "Die Hard," one of his favorite holiday tales. 2026-05-04 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-05-04 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-05-04 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-05-04 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-05-04 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-05-04 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-05-04 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-05-04 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-05-04 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-05-04 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-05-04 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-05-04 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. 2026-05-04 Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 2026-05-04 Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 2026-05-04 Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs. 2026-05-04 Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison. 2026-05-05 Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays. 2026-05-05 Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays. 2026-05-05 Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office. 2026-05-05 Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline. 2026-05-05 Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target. 2026-05-05 Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim. 2026-05-05 Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers. 2026-05-05 Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show. 2026-05-05 Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks. 2026-05-05 Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy. 2026-05-05 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-05 After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. 2026-05-05 Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. 2026-05-05 Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. 2026-05-05 Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. 2026-05-05 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. 2026-05-05 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-05-05 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-05-05 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-05-05 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-05-05 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-05-05 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-05-05 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-05-05 Cleveland suspects Jr.'s new girlfriend is using him to get a green card. 2026-05-05 Cleveland tries to demonstrate his knowledge of Latino culture; Cleveland loses his neighbor's son; Junior sets up his wife on a Valentine's Day date. 2026-05-05 Donna asks Cleveland Jr. to be her partner in Stoolbend's annual dance competition; Roberta learns that domestic responsibilities are harder than she thinks. 2026-05-05 When Cleveland takes Rallo to a magic show, they are hired to perform a ventriloquist act; as the duo gains fame, Rallo tires of Cleveland taking all the credit for their success. 2026-05-05 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-05-05 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-05-05 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-05-05 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-05-05 The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 2026-05-05 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-05-05 Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-05-05 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-05-05 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-05-05 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-05-05 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-05-05 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-05-05 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-05-05 After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. 2026-05-05 Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. 2026-05-05 Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. 2026-05-05 Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. 2026-05-05 When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. 2026-05-06