Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-05-05 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-05-05 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-05-05 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-05-05 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-05-05 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-05-05 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-05-05 After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. 2026-05-05 Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. 2026-05-05 Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. 2026-05-05 Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. 2026-05-05 When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. 2026-05-06