Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-05-05 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-05-05 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-05-05 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-05-05 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-05-05 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-05-05 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-05-05 After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. 2026-05-05 Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. 2026-05-05 Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. 2026-05-05 Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. 2026-05-05 When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. 2026-05-06 The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. 2026-05-06 In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game. 2026-05-06 After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. 2026-05-06 When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. 2026-05-06 When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian. 2026-05-06 When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. 2026-05-06 Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development. 2026-05-06 When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. 2026-05-06 After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback. 2026-05-06 When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way. 2026-05-06 The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. 2026-05-06 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-06 Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. 2026-05-06 When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. 2026-05-06 The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. 2026-05-06 In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game. 2026-05-06 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-05-06 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-05-06 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-05-06 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-05-06 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-05-06 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-05-06 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-05-06 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-05-06 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-05-06 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-05-06 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-05-06 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-05-06 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-05-06 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-05-06 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-05-06 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-05-06 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-05-06 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-05-06 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-05-06 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-05-06 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-05-06 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-05-06 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-05-06 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-05-06 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-05-06 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-05-06 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-05-06 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-05-06 Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-05-06 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-05-06 In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories. 2026-05-07