Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-05-17 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-05-17 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-05-17 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-05-17 When aliens intercept video feeds of classic arcade games and misinterpret them as a declaration of war, they attack Earth, using the games as models. Knowing that he must employ a similar strategy, President Will Cooper (Kevin James) recruits his childhood pal, former video-game champ and home-theater installer Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler), to lead a team of old-school arcade players and a military 2026-05-17 Recently divorced mom Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and widowed dad Jim (Adam Sandler) let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknown to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort; they and their children are forc 2026-05-17 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-05-17 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-05-17 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-05-17 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-05-17 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-05-17 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-05-17 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-05-17 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-05-17 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-05-17 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-05-17 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-05-17 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-05-17 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-05-17 Leslie objects to a deal the Parks Department forms with a local company to sell energy bars in Pawnee; Mark agrees to help Tom move. 2026-05-17 Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center. 2026-05-17 Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club. 2026-05-17 Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron. 2026-05-17 After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office. 2026-05-17 Recently divorced mom Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and widowed dad Jim (Adam Sandler) let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknown to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort; they and their children are forc 2026-05-17 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-05-17 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-05-17 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-05-17 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-05-17 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-05-17 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-05-18 George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway. 2026-05-18 Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend. 2026-05-18 George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant). 2026-05-18 George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.". 2026-05-18 Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial. 2026-05-18 Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms. 2026-05-18 George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received. 2026-05-18 When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis. 2026-05-18 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-05-18 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-05-18 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-05-18 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-05-18 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-05-18 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-05-18 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-05-18 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-05-18 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-05-18 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-05-18 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-05-18 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-05-18 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-05-18 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-05-18 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-05-18 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-05-18 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-05-18 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-05-18 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-05-18 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-05-18 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-05-18 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-05-18 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-05-18 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-05-18 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-05-18 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-05-18 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-05-18 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-05-18 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-05-18 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-05-18 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-05-18 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-05-18 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-05-18 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-05-18 Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters. 2026-05-18 Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander. 2026-05-18 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-05-18 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-05-18 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-05-18 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-05-19