Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-05-19 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-05-19 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-05-19 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-05-19 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-05-19 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-05-19 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-05-19 Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. 2026-05-19 Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. 2026-05-19 Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt. 2026-05-19 After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. 2026-05-19 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-19 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-05-19 Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey. 2026-05-19 A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil. 2026-05-19 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-05-19 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-05-19 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-05-19 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-05-19 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-05-19 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-05-19 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-05-19 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-05-19 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-05-19 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-05-19 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-05-19 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-05-19 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-05-19 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-05-19 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-05-19 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-05-19 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-05-19 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-05-19 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-05-19 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-05-19 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-05-19 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-05-19 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-05-19 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-05-19 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-05-19 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-05-19 With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. 2026-05-19 While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. 2026-05-19 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-05-19 Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. 2026-05-19 When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. 2026-05-20 Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. 2026-05-20 Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. 2026-05-20 A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. 2026-05-20 In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. 2026-05-20 When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. 2026-05-20 An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. 2026-05-20 At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. 2026-05-20 Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. 2026-05-20 The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies.". 2026-05-20 Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. 2026-05-20 After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood. 2026-05-20 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-20 With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. 2026-05-20 While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. 2026-05-20 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-05-20 Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. 2026-05-20 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-05-20 The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 2026-05-20 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-05-20 Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-05-20 Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie. 2026-05-20 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-05-20 Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. 2026-05-20 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-05-20 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-05-20 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-05-20 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-05-20 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-05-20 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-05-20 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-05-20 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-05-20 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-05-20 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-05-20 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-05-20 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-05-20 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. 2026-05-20 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-05-20 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-05-20 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-05-20 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-05-20 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-05-20 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-05-20 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-05-20 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-05-20 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-05-20 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-05-20 At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. 2026-05-21