Comedy Central HD (Pacific) After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. 2026-06-14 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-06-14 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-14 When cops Schmidt and Jenko join the secret Jump Street unit, they use their youthful appearances to go undercover as high-school students. They trade in their guns and badges for backpacks, and set out to shut down a dangerous drug ring. But, as time goes on, Schmidt and Jenko discover that high school is nothing like it was just a few years earlier -- and, what's more, they must again confront t 2026-06-14 Although they made their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for undercover officers Jenko and Schmidt. When Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art-major scene, both men begin to question their partnership. Not only do they have to crack the case, but now the two overgrown adolescents must 2026-06-14 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-06-14 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-06-14 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-06-14 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-06-14 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-06-14 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-06-14 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-06-14 The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 2026-06-14 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-06-14 Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-06-14 April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills. 2026-06-14 Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting. 2026-06-14 Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party. 2026-06-14 Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's. 2026-06-14 April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids. 2026-06-14 After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks. 2026-06-14 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-06-14 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-14 Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre). 2026-06-14 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-06-14 Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive. 2026-06-14 A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls. 2026-06-14 Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott). 2026-06-15 Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash. 2026-06-15 Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 2026-06-15 Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity. 2026-06-15 George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 2026-06-15 Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa. 2026-06-15 George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-06-15 A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 2026-06-15 Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. 2026-06-15 After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. 2026-06-15 Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. 2026-06-15 A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades. 2026-06-15 To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire. 2026-06-15 To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. 2026-06-15 Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. 2026-06-15 Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie. 2026-06-15 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-06-15 Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. 2026-06-15 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-06-15 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-06-15 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-06-15 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-06-15 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-06-15 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-06-15 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-06-15 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-06-15 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-06-15 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-06-15 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-06-15 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-06-15 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. 2026-06-15 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-06-15 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-06-15 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-06-15 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-06-15 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-06-15 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-06-15 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-06-15 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-06-15 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-06-15 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-06-15 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-06-15 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-06-15 Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets. 2026-06-15 Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. 2026-06-15 Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 2026-06-15 Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 2026-06-15 Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer. 2026-06-16