Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer. 2026-06-16 Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale. 2026-06-16 Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers. 2026-06-16 Michael teaches DeAngelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe. 2026-06-16 Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients. 2026-06-16 Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients. 2026-06-16 Deangelo plays favorites by creating an inner circle of most liked employees, and the women notice it seems to be all guys. 2026-06-16 Dwight uses his position as acting manager to employ harsh policies in the office; Gabe tries to get Erin back. 2026-06-16 Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender. 2026-06-16 Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender. 2026-06-16 The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO. 2026-06-16 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-16 Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions. 2026-06-16 Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. 2026-06-16 Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision. 2026-06-16 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. 2026-06-16 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-06-16 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-06-16 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-06-16 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-06-16 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-06-16 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-06-16 An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 2026-06-16 Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. 2026-06-16 Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual. 2026-06-16 When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders. 2026-06-16 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-06-16 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-06-16 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-06-16 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-06-16 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-06-16 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-06-16 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-06-16 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-06-16 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-06-16 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-06-16 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-06-16 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-06-16 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-06-16 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-06-16 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-06-16 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-06-16 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-06-16 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-06-16 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-06-16 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-06-16 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-06-17 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-06-17 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-06-17 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-06-17 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-06-17 Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games. 2026-06-17 After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school. 2026-06-17 After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person. 2026-06-17 Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship. 2026-06-17 Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk. 2026-06-17 Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument. 2026-06-17 Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household. 2026-06-17 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-17 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-06-17 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-06-17 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-06-17 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-06-17 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-06-17 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-06-17 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-06-17 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-06-17 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-06-17 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-06-17 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-06-17 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-06-17 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-06-17 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-06-17 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-06-17 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-06-17 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-06-17 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-06-17 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-06-17 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-06-17 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-06-17 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-06-17 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-06-17 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-06-17 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-06-17 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-06-17 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-06-17 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-06-17 Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. 2026-06-17 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-06-17 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-06-17 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-06-17 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-06-17 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-06-17 Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship. 2026-06-18