Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-06-17 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-06-17 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-06-17 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-06-17 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-06-17 Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games. 2026-06-17 After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school. 2026-06-17 After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person. 2026-06-17 Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship. 2026-06-17 Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk. 2026-06-17 Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument. 2026-06-17 Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household. 2026-06-17 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-17 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-06-17 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-06-17 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-06-17 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-06-17 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-06-17 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-06-17 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-06-17 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-06-17 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-06-17 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-06-17 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-06-17 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-06-17 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-06-17 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-06-17 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-06-17 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-06-17 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-06-17 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-06-17 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-06-17 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-06-17 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-06-17 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-06-17 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-06-17 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-06-17 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-06-17 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-06-17 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-06-17 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-06-17 Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. 2026-06-17 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-06-17 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-06-17 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-06-17 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-06-17 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-06-17 Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship. 2026-06-18 Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk. 2026-06-18 Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument. 2026-06-18 Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household. 2026-06-18 The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson; Stewie trades his mind-control device for Bart's slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg how to play the saxophone; Homer and Peter argue about the best beer. 2026-06-18 Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high. 2026-06-18 Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers. 2026-06-18 A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence. 2026-06-18 When Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help get him a woman. 2026-06-18 When Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history, the three accidentally get stuck in the past. 2026-06-18 When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid. 2026-06-18 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-18 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-06-18 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-06-18 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-06-18 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-06-18 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-06-18 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-06-18 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-06-18 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-06-18 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-06-18 After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. 2026-06-18 99 percent is ganging up on Cartman. 2026-06-18 The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. 2026-06-18 Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. 2026-06-18 An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. 2026-06-18 Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. 2026-06-18 The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. 2026-06-18 When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy. 2026-06-18 An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim. 2026-06-18 The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience. 2026-06-18 Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-06-18 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-06-18 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-06-18 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-06-18 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-06-18 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-06-18 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-06-18 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election. 2026-06-18 When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file. 2026-06-18 To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them. 2026-06-18 Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs. 2026-06-18 Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton). 2026-06-18 Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan. 2026-06-18 Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. 2026-06-18 George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage. 2026-06-18 A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog. 2026-06-18 The Scranton branch staff are challenged to double their sales; Andy decides to create an incentive program, but might end up regretting his promise. 2026-06-19