Comedy Central HD (Pacific) The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-06-12 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-06-12 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-06-12 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-06-12 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-06-12 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-06-12 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-06-12 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-06-12 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-06-12 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-06-12 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-06-12 Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-06-13 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-06-13 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-06-13 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-06-13 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-06-13 When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is. 2026-06-13 Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. 2026-06-13 Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title. 2026-06-13 Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-06-13 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-06-13 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-06-13 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-06-13 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-06-13 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-06-13 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-06-13 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-06-13 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-06-13 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-06-13 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-06-13 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-06-13 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-06-13 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-06-13 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-06-13 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-06-13 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-06-13 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-06-13 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-06-13 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-06-13 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-06-13 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-06-13 Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future. 2026-06-13 Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff. 2026-06-13 Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam. 2026-06-13 Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip. 2026-06-13 Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray. 2026-06-13 Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea. 2026-06-13 Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings. 2026-06-13 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-06-13 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-06-13 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-06-13 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-06-13 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-06-13 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-06-13 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-06-13 Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. 2026-06-13 Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. 2026-06-13 Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt. 2026-06-13 After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. 2026-06-14