Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-06-13 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-06-13 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-06-13 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-06-13 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-06-13 When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is. 2026-06-13 Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. 2026-06-13 Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title. 2026-06-13 Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-06-13 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-06-13 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-06-13 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-06-13 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-06-13 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-06-13 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-06-13 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-06-13 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-06-13 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-06-13 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-06-13 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-06-13 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-06-13 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-06-13 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-06-13 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-06-13 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-06-13 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-06-13 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-06-13 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-06-13 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-06-13 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-06-13 Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future. 2026-06-13 Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff. 2026-06-13 Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam. 2026-06-13 Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip. 2026-06-13 Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray. 2026-06-13 Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea. 2026-06-13 Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings. 2026-06-13 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-06-13 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-06-13 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-06-13 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-06-13 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-06-13 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-06-13 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-06-13 Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. 2026-06-13 Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. 2026-06-13 Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt. 2026-06-13 After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. 2026-06-14 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-06-14 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-14 When cops Schmidt and Jenko join the secret Jump Street unit, they use their youthful appearances to go undercover as high-school students. They trade in their guns and badges for backpacks, and set out to shut down a dangerous drug ring. But, as time goes on, Schmidt and Jenko discover that high school is nothing like it was just a few years earlier -- and, what's more, they must again confront t 2026-06-14 Although they made their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for undercover officers Jenko and Schmidt. When Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art-major scene, both men begin to question their partnership. Not only do they have to crack the case, but now the two overgrown adolescents must 2026-06-14 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-06-14 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-06-14 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-06-14 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-06-14 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-06-14 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-06-14 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-06-14 The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 2026-06-14 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-06-14 Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-06-14 April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills. 2026-06-14 Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting. 2026-06-14 Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party. 2026-06-14 Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's. 2026-06-14 April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids. 2026-06-14 After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks. 2026-06-14 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-06-14 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-14 Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre). 2026-06-14 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-06-14 Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive. 2026-06-14 A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls. 2026-06-14 Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott). 2026-06-15