Comedy Central HD (Pacific) When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organized; things become awkward between Pam and Jim. 2026-06-27 Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out. 2026-06-27 Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss. 2026-06-27 When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees. 2026-06-27 After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low. 2026-06-27 When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig. 2026-06-27 After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office. 2026-06-27 Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend. 2026-06-27 When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff. 2026-06-27 When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding. 2026-06-27 Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day. 2026-06-27 When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help. 2026-06-27 For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall. 2026-06-27 Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress. 2026-06-27 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-06-27 When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure. 2026-06-27 Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation. 2026-06-27 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-06-27 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-06-27 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-06-27 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-06-27 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-06-27 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-06-27 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-06-27 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-06-27 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-06-27 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-06-27 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-06-27 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-06-27 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-06-27 Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans. 2026-06-27 Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will. 2026-06-27 An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to leave Ben's birthday party early; Tom tries to create memories with his girlfriend; Ron and Donna go hunting; April and Andy reconnect. 2026-06-27 On the day of the recall vote, Leslie works on a haunted house with Ben, Chris and Ann; Tom asks Ron for help saving his business. 2026-06-27 Leslie tries to tackle some of her goals, such as hosting an event with the Indianapolis Colts and adding fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water; Chris and Ron build cribs together. 2026-06-27 Leslie faces off with Councilman Jamm; Ben gets a new hobby; Tom, April and Donna help Ron sell his cabin. 2026-06-27 Leslie makes plans for her future with Ben as she comes to term with her last day in office; Ann and Chris learn the sex of their baby; Chris returns from London. 2026-06-27 Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office. 2026-06-27 Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results. 2026-06-27 Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor. 2026-06-27 Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. 2026-06-27 Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. 2026-06-27 Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam. 2026-06-27 Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia. 2026-06-27 After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job. 2026-06-27 Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died. 2026-06-27 Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way. 2026-06-27 Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights. 2026-06-28 Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged. 2026-06-28 Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison. 2026-06-28 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-28 Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents. 2026-06-28 NASCAR superstar Ricky Bobby is at the top of his game; adored by fans, a trophy wife by his side, and incredible wealth. But Ricky loses it all when French Formula One champion Jean Girard roars onto the scene. Ricky, with the help of his ruthless father, must pull himself out of the depths of despair and restore his honor on the racetrack. 2026-06-28 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-06-28 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-06-28 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-06-28 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-06-28 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-06-28 The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 2026-06-28 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-06-28 Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-06-28 Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie. 2026-06-28 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-06-28 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-06-28 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-06-28 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-06-28 Leslie and Ben start new jobs; Donna, April and Andy prank Ben; Tom readies himself for a big presentation; Ann and Chris consider the future. 2026-06-28 Leslie and Ben argue over sales techniques at the farmers market; Ann looks for a way to let off steam about the annoying parts of pregnancy; April backs Andy in a new creative venture. 2026-06-28 Leslie throws a goodbye party for Ann and Chris and tries to fulfill a promise; the guys search for a going-away gift for Chris. 2026-06-28 Ben tries to surprise Leslie with an anniversary gift; Tom and Andy help Leslie put a positive spin on the merger; April flexes her authority as Donna's boss. 2026-06-28 NASCAR superstar Ricky Bobby is at the top of his game; adored by fans, a trophy wife by his side, and incredible wealth. But Ricky loses it all when French Formula One champion Jean Girard roars onto the scene. Ricky, with the help of his ruthless father, must pull himself out of the depths of despair and restore his honor on the racetrack. 2026-06-28 Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents. 2026-06-28 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-06-28 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-06-28 George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway. 2026-06-28 Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend. 2026-06-28 George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant). 2026-06-28 George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.". 2026-06-29