Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-08-11 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-08-11 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-08-11 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-08-11 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-08-11 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-08-11 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-08-11 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-08-11 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-08-11 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-08-11 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-08-11 Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-08-11 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-08-11 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-08-11 Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality. 2026-08-11 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-08-11 Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. 2026-08-11 Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever. 2026-08-11 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-08-11 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-08-11 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-08-11 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-08-11 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-08-11 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-08-11 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-08-11 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-08-11 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-08-11 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-08-11 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-08-11 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-08-11 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-08-11 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-08-11 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-08-11 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-08-11 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-08-11 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-08-11 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-08-11 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-08-11 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-08-11 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-08-11 Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-08-11 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-08-11 Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission. 2026-08-12 When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn. 2026-08-12 Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime. 2026-08-12 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-08-12 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-08-12 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-08-12 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-08-12 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-08-12 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-08-12 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-08-12 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-08-12 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-08-12 The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. 2026-08-12 Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it. 2026-08-12 Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. 2026-08-12 To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. 2026-08-12 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-08-12 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-08-12 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-08-12 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-08-12 Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. 2026-08-12 Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. 2026-08-12 It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. 2026-08-12 The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. 2026-08-12 Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 2026-08-12 A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. 2026-08-12 Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. 2026-08-12 Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. 2026-08-12 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-08-12 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-08-12 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-08-12 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-08-12 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-08-12 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-08-12 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-08-12 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-08-12 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-08-12 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-08-12 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-08-12 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-08-12 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-08-12 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-08-12 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-08-12 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-08-12 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-08-12 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-08-12 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-08-12 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-08-13