Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-08-07 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-08-07 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-08-07 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-08-07 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-08-07 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-08-07 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-08-07 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-08-07 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-08-07 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-08-07 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-08-07 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-08