Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-08-07 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-08-07 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-08-07 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-08-07 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-08-07 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-08-07 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-08-07 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-08-07 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-08-07 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-08-07 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-08-07 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-08 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-08 Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia. 2026-08-08 Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering. 2026-08-08 The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting. 2026-08-08 Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office. 2026-08-08 Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin. 2026-08-08 When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work. 2026-08-08 Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale. 2026-08-08 Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush. 2026-08-08 Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office. 2026-08-08 Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to 2026-08-08 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-08-08 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-08-08 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-08-08 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-08-08 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-08-08 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-08-08 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-08-08 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-08-08 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-08-08 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-08-08 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-08-08 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-08-08 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-08-08 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-08-08 Pawnee residents contemplate their lives after a local group predicts the end of the world; Tom plans one last big party. 2026-08-08 Leslie asks Ben, Andy and April to help host a Model U.N. for the local high school; Chris asks Ann for dating advice; Ron tries to find a replacement for Tom. 2026-08-08 Leslie uses her new tourist attraction to spend more time with Ben; Ron and April encourage Andy to further his education; Chris assigns a logo redesign to Tom and Jerry. 2026-08-08 Leslie and Ben defend themselves against Chris' ethics charges. 2026-08-08 Leslie forms a citizen action group in hope of getting some work done; everyone in the office tries to plan a Christmas gift for Leslie. 2026-08-08 Leslie asks for help staging an event; Ben gets a new hobby; April and Andy adopt a pet. 2026-08-08 Leslie and Ben disagree about her campaign ad; Chris makes Ron uncomfortable; Andy and April go to the doctor. 2026-08-08 Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date. 2026-08-08 The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires. 2026-08-08 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-08-08 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-08-08 Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date. 2026-08-08 Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads. 2026-08-08 Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-08-08 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-08-08 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-08-08 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-08-08 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-08-09