Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-08-13 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-08-13 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-08-13 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-08-13 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-08-13 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-08-13 Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games. 2026-08-13 After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school. 2026-08-13 After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person. 2026-08-13 Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship. 2026-08-13 Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk. 2026-08-13 Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument. 2026-08-13 Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. 2026-08-13 Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door. 2026-08-13 When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. 2026-08-13 The kids head back to school as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to challenge the residents of South Park. 2026-08-13 As the citizens of South Park are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine, a militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated. 2026-08-13 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-08-13 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-08-13 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-08-13 A lot is riding on Butters' ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. 2026-08-13 The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. 2026-08-13 Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. 2026-08-13 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-08-13 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-08-13 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-08-13 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-08-13 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-08-13 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-08-13 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-08-13 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-08-13 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-08-13 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-08-13 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-08-13 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-08-13 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-08-13 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-08-13 The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike from his birth parents. 2026-08-13 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-08-13 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-08-13 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-08-13 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-08-13 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-08-13 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-08-13 It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history; the boys are divided over which gaming device to buy, and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner. 2026-08-13 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-08-14 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-08-14 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-08-14 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-08-14 The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun. 2026-08-14 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-08-14 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-08-14 When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. 2026-08-14 Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time. 2026-08-14 Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. 2026-08-14 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-08-14 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-08-14 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-08-14 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-08-14 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-08-14 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-08-14 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-08-14 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-08-14 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-08-14 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-08-14 Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. 2026-08-14 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-08-14 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-08-14 A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize. 2026-08-14 Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip. 2026-08-14 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-08-14 A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. 2026-08-14 Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper. 2026-08-14 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-08-14 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-08-14 Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child. 2026-08-14 Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives. 2026-08-14 While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. 2026-08-14 A prehistoric monster threatens the world. 2026-08-14 The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. 2026-08-14 Cartman discovers his father's identity. 2026-08-14 Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. 2026-08-14 Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted. 2026-08-14 Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon. 2026-08-14 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup. 2026-08-14 Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds. 2026-08-14 George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious. 2026-08-14 Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party. 2026-08-14 Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. 2026-08-15