Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin. 2026-09-04 Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding. 2026-09-04 Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school. 2026-09-04 Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff. 2026-09-04 Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans. 2026-09-04 Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season. 2026-09-04 Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace. 2026-09-04 Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot. 2026-09-04 Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-09-04 Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-09-04 Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis. 2026-09-04 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-09-04 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-09-04 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-09-04 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-09-04 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-09-04 Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration of what happens to your body when you do not eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free. 2026-09-04 Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy. 2026-09-04 Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful. 2026-09-04 Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. 2026-09-04 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-09-04 Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality. 2026-09-04 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-09-04 Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. 2026-09-04 Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever. 2026-09-04 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-09-04 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-09-04 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-09-04 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-09-04 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-09-04 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-09-04 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-09-04 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-09-04 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-09-04 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-09-04 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-09-04 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-09-04 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-09-04 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-09-04 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-09-04 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-09-04 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-09-04 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-09-04 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-09-04 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-09-04 Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre). 2026-09-04 Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday. 2026-09-05 Michael and Pam continue their branch tour; Jim and Dwight try to fulfill their party planning duties; Angela's new cat causes a commotion. 2026-09-05 Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office; Pam, Jim and Andy each give Kevin different advice on wooing a woman. 2026-09-05 Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results. 2026-09-05 Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge. 2026-09-05 Jim faces Charles during a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot; Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday. 2026-09-05 Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a "rundown", and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon. 2026-09-05 Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs. 2026-09-05 Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy. 2026-09-05 Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely. 2026-09-05 Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip. 2026-09-05 Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament. 2026-09-05 Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share. 2026-09-05 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. 2026-09-05 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-09-05 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-09-05 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-09-05 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-09-05 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-09-05 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-09-05 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-09-05 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-09-05 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-09-05 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-09-05 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-09-05 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-09-05 An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 2026-09-05 Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. 2026-09-05 Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual. 2026-09-05 Leslie faces off with Councilman Jamm; Ben gets a new hobby; Tom, April and Donna help Ron sell his cabin. 2026-09-05 Leslie makes plans for her future with Ben as she comes to term with her last day in office; Ann and Chris learn the sex of their baby; Chris returns from London. 2026-09-05 Leslie and Ben start new jobs; Donna, April and Andy prank Ben; Tom readies himself for a big presentation; Ann and Chris consider the future. 2026-09-05 Leslie and Ben argue over sales techniques at the farmers market; Ann looks for a way to let off steam about the annoying parts of pregnancy; April backs Andy in a new creative venture. 2026-09-05 Leslie throws a goodbye party for Ann and Chris and tries to fulfill a promise; the guys search for a going-away gift for Chris. 2026-09-05 Ben tries to surprise Leslie with an anniversary gift; Tom and Andy help Leslie put a positive spin on the merger; April flexes her authority as Donna's boss. 2026-09-05 Leslie's efforts to take down the wall separating Eagleton and Pawnee yield unexpected results; Ben and Tom meet with possible sponsors for the concert; Ron finds a new hobby. 2026-09-05 Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go undercover to investigate a workers' comp claim. 2026-09-05 The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts. 2026-09-05 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-09-05 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-09-05 Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia. 2026-09-05 Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering. 2026-09-05 The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting. 2026-09-05 Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office. 2026-09-05 Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin. 2026-09-05 Average Joe's Gym and its owner, Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn), are both down on their luck. A fancy competing gym called Globo-Gym, run by the maniacal health nut White Goodman (Ben Stiller), is about to put Average Joe's out of business unless Peter can raise $50,000 to keep his mortgage. To save the gym, Peter and a ragtag group of Average Joe's members and employees enter a dodgeball contest w 2026-09-05