Comedy Central HD (Pacific) When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party. 2026-08-30 Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong. 2026-08-30 Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him. 2026-08-30 Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents. 2026-08-30 When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disapp 2026-08-30 Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. Angry and dejected, the lovably foulmouthed teddy bear must now seek legal help from a young lawyer (Amanda 2026-08-30 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-08-30 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-08-30 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-08-30 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-08-30 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-08-30 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-08-30 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-08-30 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-08-30 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-08-30 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-08-30 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-08-30 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-08-30 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-08-30 Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will. 2026-08-30 An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to leave Ben's birthday party early; Tom tries to create memories with his girlfriend; Ron and Donna go hunting; April and Andy reconnect. 2026-08-30 On the day of the recall vote, Leslie works on a haunted house with Ben, Chris and Ann; Tom asks Ron for help saving his business. 2026-08-30 Leslie tries to tackle some of her goals, such as hosting an event with the Indianapolis Colts and adding fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water; Chris and Ron build cribs together. 2026-08-30 Mike and Dave Stangle are young, adventurous, fun-loving brothers who tend to get out of control at family gatherings. When their sister Jeanie reveals her Hawaiian wedding plans, the rest of the clan insists that they both bring respectable dates. After placing an ad on Craigslist, the siblings decide to pick Tatiana and Alice, two charming and seemingly normal women. Once they arrive on the isla 2026-08-30 Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents. 2026-08-30 An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. 2026-08-30 When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all. 2026-08-30 Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club. 2026-08-30 Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part. 2026-08-30 A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else. 2026-08-30 George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot. 2026-08-31 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-08-31 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-08-31 Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 2026-08-31 George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 2026-08-31 Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. 2026-08-31 Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 2026-08-31 Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 2026-08-31 After Peter overloads his old cellphone with mobile apps, he buys a replacement and gives his old cellphone to Chris, which triggers a series of terrible events; Stewie joins a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner. 2026-08-31 When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian -- thanks to dog years -- is the only one old enough to buy alcohol for Peter. 2026-08-31 Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Brian builds a device to help Stewie conquer his terrifying nightmares. 2026-08-31 Chris wants in on the heist when he finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community; the residents catch Chris and Meg and force them to listen to boring stories. 2026-08-31 When Lois becomes a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, she finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling. 2026-08-31 Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire. 2026-08-31 When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland. 2026-08-31 When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night. 2026-08-31 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-08-31 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-08-31 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-08-31 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-08-31 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-08-31 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-08-31 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-08-31 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-08-31 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-08-31 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-08-31 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-08-31 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-08-31 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-08-31 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-08-31 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-08-31 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-08-31 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-08-31 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-08-31 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-08-31 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-08-31 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-08-31 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-08-31 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-08-31 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-08-31 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-08-31 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-08-31 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son. 2026-08-31 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-08-31 Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. 2026-08-31 Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present. 2026-08-31 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-08-31 A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses. 2026-09-01