Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-08-31 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-08-31 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-08-31 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-08-31 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-08-31 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-08-31 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son. 2026-08-31 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-08-31 Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. 2026-08-31 Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present. 2026-08-31 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-08-31 A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses. 2026-09-01 Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project. 2026-09-01 Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience. 2026-09-01 Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern. 2026-09-01 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-09-01 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-09-01 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-09-01 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-09-01 A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy. 2026-09-01 Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit. 2026-09-01 Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items. 2026-09-01 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-09-01 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-09-01 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-09-01 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-09-01 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-09-01 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-09-01 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-09-01 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-09-01 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-09-01 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-09-01 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-09-01 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-09-01 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. 2026-09-01 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-09-01 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-09-01 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-09-01 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-09-01 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-09-01 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-09-01 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-09-01 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-09-01 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-09-01 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-09-01 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-09-01 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-09-01 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-09-01 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-09-01 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-09-01 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-09-01 Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant. 2026-09-01 With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. 2026-09-01 Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman. 2026-09-01 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-09-01 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-09-01 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-09-01 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-09-02