Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-09-03 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-09-03 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-09-03 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-09-03 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-09-03 The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. 2026-09-03 Cartman discovers his father's identity. 2026-09-03 A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. 2026-09-03 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-09-03 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-09-03 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-09-03 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-09-03 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-09-03 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-09-03 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-09-03 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-09-03 After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. 2026-09-03 99 percent is ganging up on Cartman. 2026-09-03 The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. 2026-09-03 Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. 2026-09-03 An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. 2026-09-03 Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. 2026-09-03 The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. 2026-09-03 When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy. 2026-09-03 An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim. 2026-09-03 The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience. 2026-09-03 Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-09-03 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-09-03 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-09-03 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-09-03 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-09-03 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-09-03 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-09-03 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election. 2026-09-03 When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file. 2026-09-03 To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them. 2026-09-03 Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone. 2026-09-03 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-09-03 Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. 2026-09-03 When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world. 2026-09-03 Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters. 2026-09-03 The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins. 2026-09-03 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-09-03 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-09-03 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-09-03 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine. 2026-09-03 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-09-03 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-09-03 Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin. 2026-09-04 Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding. 2026-09-04 Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school. 2026-09-04 Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff. 2026-09-04 Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans. 2026-09-04 Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season. 2026-09-04 Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace. 2026-09-04 Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot. 2026-09-04 Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-09-04 Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-09-04 Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis. 2026-09-04 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-09-04 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-09-04 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-09-04 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-09-04 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-09-04 Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration of what happens to your body when you do not eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free. 2026-09-04 Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy. 2026-09-04 Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful. 2026-09-04 Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. 2026-09-04 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-09-04 Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality. 2026-09-04 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-09-04 Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. 2026-09-04 Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever. 2026-09-04 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-09-04 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-09-04 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-09-04 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-09-04 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-09-04 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-09-04 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-09-04 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-09-04 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-09-04 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-09-04 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-09-04 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-09-04 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-09-04 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-09-04 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-09-04 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-09-04 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-09-04 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-09-04 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-09-04 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-09-04 Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre). 2026-09-04 Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday. 2026-09-05