Comedy Central HD (Pacific) The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-09-29 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-09-29 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-09-29 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-09-29 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-09-29 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-09-29 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-09-29 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-09-29 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-09-29 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-09-29 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-09-29 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-09-30 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-09-30 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-09-30 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-09-30 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-09-30 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-09-30 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-09-30 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-09-30 Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. 2026-09-30 Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him. 2026-09-30 When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own. 2026-09-30 When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis. 2026-09-30 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-09-30 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-09-30 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-09-30 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-09-30 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-09-30 Beavis and Butt-Head get stuck on top of Tom Anderson's house; Beavis and Butt-Head go tubing on a river and end up lost at sea. 2026-09-30 Raccoons steal Beavis and Butt-Head's nachos, and the boys fight back; Beavis mistakes a stranger for Butt-Head, and then can't get rid of him. 2026-09-30 While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of Peruvian flute bands, the boys try to make money off of it. But soon giant guinea pigs start attacking cities, and the boys are stuck in Peru with the key to saving the world. 2026-09-30 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-09-30 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-09-30 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-09-30 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-09-30 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-09-30 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-09-30 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-09-30 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-09-30 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-09-30 Coon and friends set out to help the victims of BP's latest drilling accident in the Gulf, but Mysterion beats them to it; after being rejected by his fellow Super Heroes, the Coon joins forces with the dark lord Cthulhu. 2026-09-30 Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. 2026-09-30 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-09-30 After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. 2026-09-30 99 percent is ganging up on Cartman. 2026-09-30 The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. 2026-09-30 Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. 2026-09-30 An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. 2026-09-30 Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. 2026-09-30 The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. 2026-09-30 When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy. 2026-09-30 An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim. 2026-09-30 The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience. 2026-09-30 Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-09-30 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-09-30 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-09-30 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-10-01