Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-10-01 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-10-01 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-10-01 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-10-01 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election. 2026-10-01 When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file. 2026-10-01 To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them. 2026-10-01 Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone. 2026-10-01 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-10-01 When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America. 2026-10-01 The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo. 2026-10-01 The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo. 2026-10-01 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-01 The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo. 2026-10-01 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-10-01 The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo. 2026-10-01 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-10-01 Butt-Head is given medication for his aggression towards Beavis and becomes a little too nice; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head run out of beer money, so Beavis has to find a job. 2026-10-01 Beavis and Butt-Head put on sunglasses and think they're virtual reality goggles; Beavis and Butt-Head get locked out of their house and destroy it trying to get back in. 2026-10-01 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-10-01 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-10-01 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-10-01 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-10-01 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-10-01 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-10-01 Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. 2026-10-01 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-10-01 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-10-01 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-10-01 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-10-01 The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo. 2026-10-01 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-10-01 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-10-01 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-10-01 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-10-01 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-10-01 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-10-01 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-10-01 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-10-01 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-10-01 When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America. 2026-10-01 The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo. 2026-10-01 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father. 2026-10-01 Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common. 2026-10-01 The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971. 2026-10-01 Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall. 2026-10-01 Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test. 2026-10-01 Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light. 2026-10-01 There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. 2026-10-02 There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. 2026-10-02 Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does. 2026-10-02 Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does. 2026-10-02 Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm. 2026-10-02 Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm. 2026-10-02 Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm. 2026-10-02 When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party. 2026-10-02 Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong. 2026-10-02 Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him. 2026-10-02 A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses. 2026-10-02 Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project. 2026-10-02 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-02 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-10-02 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-10-02 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-10-02 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-10-02 Middle-Aged Beavis ruins his kidneys and a donor from Beavis's past saves the day; Beavis and Butt-Head perform their first ever good deed by putting DDT in the punch at the school dance. 2026-10-02 Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head fulfill their civic duty as jurors; Beavis and Butt-Head mistakenly think they have switched bodies. 2026-10-02 Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. 2026-10-02 It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. 2026-10-02 The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. 2026-10-02 Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 2026-10-02 A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. 2026-10-02 Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. 2026-10-02 Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. 2026-10-02 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-10-02 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-10-02 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-10-02 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-10-02 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-10-02 When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America. 2026-10-02 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-02 Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. 2026-10-02 When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world. 2026-10-02 It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history; the boys are divided over which gaming device to buy, and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner. 2026-10-02 Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters. 2026-10-02 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-10-02 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-10-02 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-10-02 Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose. 2026-10-02 After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up. 2026-10-02 Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment. 2026-10-02 Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater. 2026-10-02 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides. 2026-10-02 George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance. 2026-10-02 Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience. 2026-10-03