Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience. 2026-10-03 Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern. 2026-10-03 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-10-03 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-10-03 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-10-03 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-10-03 A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy. 2026-10-03 Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit. 2026-10-03 Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items. 2026-10-03 Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin. 2026-10-03 Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding. 2026-10-03 Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school. 2026-10-03 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-03 When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America. 2026-10-03 The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins. 2026-10-03 Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration of what happens to your body when you do not eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free. 2026-10-03 Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy. 2026-10-03 Beavis encounters a secret admirer at school; Beavis and Butt-Head cross back and forth across the state line into the Mountain Time Zone and think they can travel through time. 2026-10-03 The boys discover they have the right to refuse service to customers at Burger World; Beavis tries on yoga pants and can't get them off. 2026-10-03 Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful. 2026-10-03 Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. 2026-10-03 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-10-03 Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality. 2026-10-03 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-10-03 Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. 2026-10-03 Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever. 2026-10-03 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-10-03 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-10-03 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-10-03 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-10-03 Tom tries to get even with Ron by going on a date with Ron's ex-wife (Megan Mullally); April is asked to work with Chris. 2026-10-03 Leslie, Tom and Ben try to spread the word about the Harvest Festival; Ben faces tricky questions about his past; Andy vies for April's affection. 2026-10-03 Ron and Leslie travel to Indianapolis to receive commendation for the upcoming Harvest Festival; April and Andy learn to have fun without spending money. 2026-10-03 Leslie deals with a Wamapoke tribal leader who is threatening to put a curse on the Harvest Festival; April is upset with Andy; Ann gets some romantic advice. 2026-10-03 Leslie takes the department on a camping trip to brainstorm new ideas; Andy tries to romance April; Chris returns to Pawnee as the city manager. 2026-10-03 April and Andy have a dinner party; Ben turns to Leslie for career advice; Ann goes to a singles party. 2026-10-03 An online dating service matches Leslie with someone she already knows; Chris challenges Ron to a burger cook-off as part of a new health initiative. 2026-10-03 Jerry's painting creates excitement at the community art show; Ben moves in with April and Andy; Leslie disagrees with Chris' workplace dating rules. 2026-10-03 When a neighboring town puts a fence around one of its parks, Leslie asks an old friend for help; Ron tries to stop his own birthday party from happening. 2026-10-03 Ann's lack of enthusiasm at an offer for a city hall job causes an argument with Leslie; Tom invites everyone to help him promote his new alcoholic beverage. 2026-10-03 Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads sou 2026-10-03 NASCAR superstar Ricky Bobby is at the top of his game; adored by fans, a trophy wife by his side, and incredible wealth. But Ricky loses it all when French Formula One champion Jean Girard roars onto the scene. Ricky, with the help of his ruthless father, must pull himself out of the depths of despair and restore his honor on the racetrack. 2026-10-03 Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a kindhearted radio executive who wants to be the best possible stepfather to his wife's (Linda Cardellini) two children. When her freewheeling ex-husband, Dusty (Mark Wahlberg), breezes back into town, Brad's feeling of insecurity quickly develops into an inferiority complex. As Dusty demonstrates his flair for athletics, home repair and bad-boy charisma, Whitaker 2026-10-04 Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents. 2026-10-04 Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads sou 2026-10-04 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-04 When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America. 2026-10-04 Beavis sees the face of Jesus in a nacho chip, setting him on an epic journey to seek answers to a big question. 2026-10-04 In order to prevent the other from putting their hand in a bowl of warm water, causing them to pee their pants, Beavis and Butt-Head stay awake for several days; Beavis and Butt-Head construct a dinosaur skeleton out of bones from a BBQ. 2026-10-04 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-10-04 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-10-04 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-10-04 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-10-04 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-10-04 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-10-04 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-10-04 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-10-04 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-10-04 Chris sends Leslie and Ben on a trip to the capital; Ron teaches a student about his views; Tom's new game; April hurts Andy's feelings. 2026-10-04 The parks department is unhappy when Chris makes big changes; Leslie is surprised when Ben has a meeting with her mother. 2026-10-04 Leslie and the Parks Department organize a memorial for a dearly departed friend; Tom makes a big decision; Chris reacts poorly to a health issue. 2026-10-04 Leslie must choose between Ben and her dream of running for office; Ann dispenses medical advice; Ron gets ready for the return of Tammy One. 2026-10-04 Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents. 2026-10-04 NASCAR superstar Ricky Bobby is at the top of his game; adored by fans, a trophy wife by his side, and incredible wealth. But Ricky loses it all when French Formula One champion Jean Girard roars onto the scene. Ricky, with the help of his ruthless father, must pull himself out of the depths of despair and restore his honor on the racetrack. 2026-10-04 Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson). 2026-10-04 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-04 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-10-04 Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally. 2026-10-04 Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband. 2026-10-04 After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-10-05