Comedy Central HD (Pacific) After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-10-05 George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride. 2026-10-05 Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. 2026-10-05 When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier. 2026-10-05 While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders. 2026-10-05 Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show. 2026-10-05 Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive. 2026-10-05 Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him. 2026-10-05 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-10-05 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-10-05 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-10-05 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-10-05 Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. 2026-10-05 Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him. 2026-10-05 When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own. 2026-10-05 When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis. 2026-10-05 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-05 When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America. 2026-10-05 Beavis and Butt-Head try to empty their minds and find they are surprisingly good at it; Beavis and Butt-Head mistake their neighborhood polling place for a strip club. 2026-10-05 Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head attend a city council meeting to get their apartment demolished; Beavis and Butt-Head struggle to prank a neighborhood home. 2026-10-05 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-10-05 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-10-05 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-10-05 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-10-05 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-10-05 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-10-05 A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. 2026-10-05 School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision. 2026-10-05 The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder. 2026-10-05 Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals.". 2026-10-05 It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. 2026-10-05 A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. 2026-10-05 A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population. 2026-10-05 The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. 2026-10-05 The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables.". 2026-10-05 The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare. 2026-10-05 The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion. 2026-10-05 Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef. 2026-10-05 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-10-05 Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration. 2026-10-05 The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. 2026-10-05 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-05 Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal. 2026-10-05 Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble. 2026-10-05 Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate. 2026-10-05 A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie). 2026-10-05 Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs. 2026-10-05 Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date. 2026-10-05 Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff. 2026-10-06 Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans. 2026-10-06 Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season. 2026-10-06 Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace. 2026-10-06 Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot. 2026-10-06 Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-10-06 Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-10-06 Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday. 2026-10-06 Michael and Pam continue their branch tour; Jim and Dwight try to fulfill their party planning duties; Angela's new cat causes a commotion. 2026-10-06 Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis. 2026-10-06 Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office; Pam, Jim and Andy each give Kevin different advice on wooing a woman. 2026-10-06 Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results. 2026-10-06 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-06 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-10-06 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-10-06 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-10-06 Beavis and Butt-Head try to grow their own tobacco like George Washington; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head go to the courthouse to settle a parking ticket and wind up getting married. 2026-10-06 Butt-Head makes Beavis look old so he can buy beer; Beavis ends up in a senior living facility and almost scores with an 80-year-old woman; Tom Anderson takes Beavis and Butt-Head to the woods to hunt deer. 2026-10-06 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-06 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-10-06 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-10-06 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-10-06 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-10-06 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-10-06 Stan helps the woodland animals build a manger for the birth of their Lord. 2026-10-06 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-10-06 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-10-06 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-10-06 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. 2026-10-06 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-10-06 Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him. 2026-10-06 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-10-06 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-10-06 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-10-06 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-10-06 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-10-06 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-10-06 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-10-06 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-10-06 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-10-06 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-10-06 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-10-06 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-10-06 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-10-06 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-10-06 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-10-06 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-10-06 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-10-07